Things n' Stuff

Top Ten Most Despisable Things

I would really not like going into strenuous detail with this...uh...rant? So I will list my reasons below and give a brief explanation underneath said reason.

If you get triggered...

May god help you.

Or, you know, you could just stop reading...that's a thing...

But in the end, this is all my silly opinion, and if you like these things, that's totally cool!

Enjoy!

1. Modern Music

Broccoli.
I swear to god.
This type of music is just repulsive to me.
It's tasteless, it's tacky, and if my phone just randomly started playing this in the car or dinner, I would be disowned.

I also dislike country music.

And white girl songs.

However, because of my taste in music, I am classified into the "punk goth" music station on Pandora and FUCK YOU PANDORA AND YOUR SHITTY ADS ON ALL OF MY STATIONS AT ONCE.

2. Challenges

The condom challenge.
The backpack challenge.
The plank challenge.
The cinnamon challenge.
The ice bucket challenge.
The chubby bunny challenge.
The ghost pepper challenge.
The salt and ice challenge.
The what's in my mouth challenge.

While most of these are harmless, some of these things can get people in serious trouble, hurt, or give you diabetes. So make sure you think before you try the 'set-myself-on-fire challenge'.

3. Music radio stations in the morning

Without fail, every time I turn on to a music station in the morning I am bombarded by continuous adds.

It's time to stop.

4. Third wave feminism

Do I have to explain for this one? I could make an entire book on why I don't like third wave feminism, but here are the core reasons why I personally don't like modern feminism summed up in a few bullet points:
•Man hating
•Needless titles to validate yourself and make you feel special
•Discriminatory behavior
•False accusations and misleading messages
•The infection of feminism in modern day culture
•"The wage gap"
Let me be clear, I dislike the ideas and beliefs third wave feminism pushes, especially in the west; I am not hating on feminists themselves.

5. School dances
I don't dance and I don't do well at public events where tens of people could potentially stare at you.

6. Relationships
Allow me to elaborate...
I don't like most relationships that are held in the age range of 12-16.
Why?
Most of them last less than a year.
As teenagers, most of us are just learning about ourselves much less other people. So rushing into relationships as many teenagers do is just risky and pointless. Most of them don't even really know the other person they are committing themselves too, which is usually the downfall of relationships in general.

I mean, that doesn't mean I won't crush on people and want to date them. It's just the wiser choice to wait a year or two too really get to know them before jumping into a relationship.

7. Meeting someone new
Oh lord.
The anxiety is real.
I never know how to start a conversation with someone, especially if I am attracted to them.

8. Modern Art
It's so boring and dull. I could splatter paint on a canvas and sell it as a masterpiece if I really wanted too; I'd explain with great emotion and passion, "This work of art represents my inner turmoil, notice the red dots arranged in the corner? That represents how society tells us to be beautiful and a decent human being but I don't wanna!" And then I'd break down sobbing and get paid millions for it.

But seriously though, it takes little to no effort to create some of the paintings and sculptors out there, and yet the 'artists' are paid handsomely for something they pulled out of their ass.

9. Swearing
STOP FUCKING SWEARING YOU PIECES OF SHIT.
(Jk.)

9. Auto correct
For this segment, I will type the following closing my eyes and attempting to describe what I am trying to say as accurately as possible...

I hate auto correct because if socks and I keep trying to type one thing but it will dungeon it to another thing and it shocks and I hate it hen I the rhe to type something and it goes to dwpecoodjclikexomf like oh my god it's seriously so noting I litrerwltcdwnt even.

Ha. See my point? Also I have no idea what happened to those two words lol.

10. Reality TV Celebrities

Just...

Just stop...

I don't give a shit if you lost your diamond earring in the ocean Kim; You wanna know why? While you're a multi-millionaire sipping on your champagne or whatever, I'm over here struggling to decided if I should buy that cool 6 pack of socks at the 99 cent store or buy a pack of gum at CVS for exactly the same price.

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I would love to rant some more, but I'm afraid I have typed around 700+ words, so I should probably stop now.
In fact, I may consider writing a continuation...
But that is up too you guys!

So yea, bye!