Backstage Fan Fiction

Episode 39: A Genderous Pig

Carly: Vee, what do we do with the corpse

Vanessa: I don't know! Throw it out I guess

Carly: fingerprints

Vanessa: right. How about we burn him

Sasha: burn who?

Carly: AH! SASHA! GET AWAY! HELP ANY TEACHER WHOS AROUND!

Sasha: look Cee and Vee, im sorry that I all of a sudden went off to boarding school without telling you but I didn't even know until my brother threw me in the car and drove me there. He told me my parents set it up

Vanessa: YOUR LIEING! I DONT TRUST YOU ANYMORE! YOUR PURE EVIL

Personal

Sasha: what the heck is going on

Over

Sasha: what the heck is going on

Carly: YOU DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON?! YOU ALMOST KILLED US! TWICE!

Sasha: WHAT?! I WOULD NEVER KILL YOU GUYS

Personal

Vanessa: is this the same guy

Over

Carly: QUICK VANESSA! LETS GET MISS MARIA

Sasha: wait a sec, why are you guys thinking I did all this

Theme song

Principal: I called you down here to tell you who the winner of the election is

Bianca: OMG I'm so nervous

Alya: did you just say you were nervous?

Bianca: um... no

Miles: don't worry Bianca

Principal: the winner is... Miles "Mump"

Alya and Bianca: WHAT?!

Personal

Alya: it just doesn't add up. I had a lot of people voting for me

Over

Bianca: that makes no sense, I won hands down

Miles: PLEASE DONT MAKE ME PRESIDENT

Personal

Miles: I DO NOT want to be president. There is so much work. I don't want to be a leader. This is so not fair

Over

Bianca: UUUGGGGGHHHHHHH (storming out the door)

Alya: congrats Miles

Miles: ugh, you

Next scene

Julie: okay, what did you find out about all high schools in Toronto

Denzel: that there are high schools in Toronto

Julie: (face palm) ugh, we are no where. We will never find Amber

Scarlet: GREAT NEWS! WE FOUND AMBER

Denzel: WHAT?!

Kit: well, we were able to remove the paint using liquids from science class

Julie: let's read it!

Scarlet: Dear Scarlet, Kit, and Julie...... I wanted to write this letter to tell you that I am okay. Kit, I know that you were trying to help me. And I did commit suicide because of the whole crush thing

Denzel: crush thing?

Kit: it was on some random guy in the school we don't know. Anyways, I committed suicide because it felt like I couldn't shake my image and there was so many things such as him and my dancing that proved it. At first I want to take myself out of existence but when I survived, I felt like there's a reason why I survived