RWBY Lemon OneShots

Jaune and Ren give the fans what they want

This fanfiction is based on a drawing by my favourite artist CSLucaris. Where Jaune and Ren do a photoshoot to pay for a video game and they Become idols for all the girls in Beacon.

"Ren... I've noticed that ever since we've done that shoot... People can't keep their eyes off us..."

"I've noticed too Jaune. I'm running low on Lien though. Should we go for it?"

"Me and you to the end Ren. Let's do it." The two shake hands and go to Vale on the nearest airship. Jaune dialed the number that the photographer from two weeks ago gave them.

"Hello this is Lilac. Who is this?"

"Hey Lilac. It's Jaune and Ren. If you aren't busy we'll come down for another shoot. But just to clarify. What's the most money making shoot we can do?"

"..." Jaune froze for a few seconds. He considered it wouldn't be too bad.

"We'll.... Take it. We'll be by in about an hour or so. Goodbye now!" Ren looked at Jaune with an extremely worried expression.

"Jaune... What did you get us into?" He blushed and tried to smile reassuringly.

"She said... That teenage girls have an attraction to gay men... So... We're going to be doing something like... That." Rens face flushed a dark Crimson colour as he tried to find the words to say that he was alright with it.

"J-Just friends... We're just friends... So it can't be too bad right?" Ren gulped as Jaune reassuringly patted his back. He could say the same. They were just two boys out to please their fans so what could be the worst effect of this?

"I was thinking the same Ren... I'm starting to think that this magazine is much more dirtier than just fashion. But they said the pay would be tenfold to what we got last time so... I can't really complain. Plus... I wouldn't really mind if it was you..." Ren gulped and sat by Jaune trying to think of an answer to this.

"I really wouldn't mind either Jaune. It's not like we're attracted to each other. It's just the Fanservice doing the talking."

"DOORS OPENING"

"This is our stop Ren. Let's face the music."

This time skip is brought to you by yang viciously nosebleeding on her desk

As Jaune and Ren entered the studio the familiar scent of lavender filled their nostrils when they were let in by the receptionist. The two males met eyes with the extremely excited looking Lilac that was waiting by the camera.

"Hey boys... Let's just get started before I faint with the anticipation! Just get the first outfit from the dressing room and move to the first backdrop!"

Jaune and Ren went into the room and came back out in identical suits with white dress shirts and black ties. The two moved to the backdrop and they nervously gulped.

"Alright Jaune. Loosen Rens tie and undo a few buttons on both your shirts. Then make it look like you're pulling him in by his tie. If you're fine with that."

Jaune nodded and slowly loosened up Ren's tie and he unbuttoned part of his leaders dress shirt. Jaune slowly and gently pulled in Ren by his tie with both trying their best seductive look as they came closer. Lilac snapped a few pictures and she found herself blushing at them both.

"A-alright... You two... If you're alright with this... Jaune. Kiss Ren. Use lots of tongue. And Ren... Move your hands to Jaune's back while he does."

Ren and Jaune felt their faces turn deep Crimson as the blonde made the move. They both leant in and pushed their lips together. The kiss wasn't half bad. Jaune had to admit he wanted more as his tongue slipped into Ren's mouth and started to dance with his tongue. Jaune took dominance as drool dripped out their mouths giving Lilac the perfect opportunity. Ren was enthralled into the kiss and he found his hands sliding over Jaune's curves and even his ass. Lilac snapped a few pictures and used a napkin to stop her blood dripping on the lens. She looked disappointed yet excited when the kiss ended. Ren and Jaune were panting and looking into each other's eyes. A long trail of saliva connected their tongues and Lilac snapped more pictures of that.

"We're going deeper if that's alright. Lose the shirts and... Give Jaune a love bite while slipping your hands into his pants."

Ren blushed even darker than before and nodded when the two took off their shirts. Ren had to admit Jaune was delicious looking. Ren pulled Jaune back in as he gnashed his teeth against Jaune's collarbone. Jaune groaned slightly as Ren dug his hands into his white boxer shorts. Ren slowly stroked Jaune which caused them both to get erect. Lilac snapped pictures as Jaune lifted his head up with his tongue slightly out as he moaned.

"Alright... This is really hot you two... I'm digging it... Jaune... Get on your knees and slightly pull Ren's pants down and look at his crotch eagerly."

Jaune blushed at this and slowly got down onto his knees and wrapped his fingers around Ren's belt. He pulled his pants down so most of his boxers were showing. Jaune didn't even act this time. He had an eagerness to taste Ren. He looked at it like he was craving for it. With his tongue waggling and his face filled with a lewd expression. Ren added to the picture by resting his hand on Jaune's head while giving off a "pleased in a lewd way" kind of look. Lilac snapped a lot of personal pictures then the pictures she required for the shoot.

"Alright guys... This is the last one. Are you sure you want to go with it?"

The two nod as they personally wanted to go further.

"Alright. Everything but your underwear off. And Jaune needs to sit on Ren. Both of you give out pleased looks. While looking at the camera."

Jaune and Ren stripped out their clothes without a second thought and Jaune seemingly jumped into Ren's lap when he sat on the bed. Ren grinded against Jaune as he stroked his crotch. After a minute or so, Jaune and Ren were looking at the camera drooling and moaning out which Lilac happily took pictures of this while she drooled.

"That was excellent..."

This time skip is brought to you by everyone's Yaoi fantasies

Jaune and Ren arrived at Beacon with their giant pay of twenty thousand Lien each and all the girls looked at them with excitement. They knew there was only one reason the two would go out with each other. Ren and Jaune got into their room and they shared a discrete kiss before relaxing.

"Jaune... Rennie... what did you do"

"Nothing At all!" Both yelled out in unison. Pyrrha held up a text from Coco.

"EVERYONE GET YOUR HANDS ON PLAYMAIDEN! YOU WONT BELIEVE YOUR EEEEEEEYES!"

"Psh. That could've been anyone."

Jaune said and team RWBY squealed like little girls as they barged in the room.

"GIRLS LOOK AT THIS!"

Yang squealed as Pyrrha and Nora looked in the magazine.

"What's so good abo- OHMYGOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!"

Pyrrha and Nora went into hormonal fury with blood dripping out their noses. In a moment they turned into dribbling wrecks.

"YOU GUYS DO THAT STUFF?! OHMYGOOOOOD ITS SO HOOT!"

Ren and Jaune blushed in embarrassment and looked down like puppies that just got scolded. Then the audible screams of more girls came and the occasional. "OMG!!!!" Came out.

"Ren...  I think we're done for..."

"You said it Jaune."

The two shared distressed glances and bolted down the hall. Trying to escape from a swarm of hormonal teenage girls

"RUN JAAAAAUNE!!!!"