Uta x Juuzou Oneshots

Seduce me

Warning: drinking
Uta' p.o.v
Walking around the empty night streets of Tokyo, there aren't many ghouls in the fourth ward right now or anytime. I wasn't too far from the shop, I had to grab some supplies for a new mask. A small, childlike laughter emits from an alleyway along with a blood curdling scream and I decide to pick the pace up. Not because I'm scared, but because I know that laugh and didn't care to deal with him. Just as I make it to my door a small hand grabs my shoulder and I know it's him. Sighing I glance back at him.
"What do you want Juuzou?"
"Uta, what are you up to" he asks in a singsong voice.
"Just getting back from grabbing some art supply. What're you doing out so late?"
I walk into my studio and he follows, shutting the door behind him. Although he knows I'm a ghoul he's kept it a secret from the rest of the ccg. I'm grateful, but he's just so nosy, there's not much he doesn't know. He wraps an arm around my shoulder and boops my nose.
"Whatcha making~?"
"Do you really have to ask Juuzou?"
"No, but I will~"
This kid I swear, if I could I'd kill him.
"Are you thinking about killing me again Uta?"
"If I say yes will you leave?"
"Nope" he smiles, popping the p.
I sigh and keep working on a new mask for my client, they weren't too specific, but they wanted a heart over one of the eyes. Juuzou's still here, still watching over my shoulder and asking questions. One question in particular catches my attention, something about upstairs.
"What?"
"I said is it okay if I hang out upstairs while you finishes?"
"Oh yeah sure" I mutter still focused on my work.
~le five hour time skip~
Around 3 am I finally finish the mask and I'm completely drained. Juuzou didn't come back down so he must've fallen asleep. Making my way over to the sleek black bed I find the small albino male curled into a ball. He looks so peaceful, the moonlight slipping in through the translucent curtains lining his pale face, his chest rising out of tune and a slight twitch rises every so often. As I quietly get ready for bed he stirs and wakes up.
"Hey~ you're done earlier" his voice groggy.
"Oh um..yeah I guess" I rub the back of my neck.
"Come cuddle with me Uta" he pats the bed, eyes half lidded.
I crawl into bed under the covers and wrap an arm around him. He may be annoying, but he's cute as hell. I pull him closer and feel him nuzzle into my grasp.
"I had a surprise for you, but I guess I feel asleep" he mumbles.
Intrigued I hum and turn him over to face me.
"And what would that have been?"
"Oh I had somethings up my sleeve, I'm too tried though. Maybe tomorrow night" he brushes me off and turns over, his breathing steadying out.
I throw myself over him and lean down, my breath grazing his ear. His eyes shoot open and he looks up at me, groaning and rolling over again. I lower myself down and use a hand to grab his face so I can see him.
Leaning back next to his ear, hot breath "Juuzou what did you want to show me" I draw out.
He shivers and huffs, pulling away from my grasp, "I'm tried Uta, later."
"Now" my voice laced with impatience, "if you keep ignoring me I'm going to get upset and we wouldn't want that. So Su-zu-ya" I space his name out in anger " what are you going to do?"
He pushes me off him and rolls on top of me, a wide smile on his face. He grabs my hands and pulls them over my head.
"I brought a few things, I didn't expect you to take so long, I though we could hangout and have a nice drink. I went and hunted down that friend of yours in the 14th ward who owns the bar and grabbed a few things."
"You didn't hurt her did you" I immediately knew what he was going on about.
"Now Uta~ why would I hurt a friend of yours? Okay wait...you don't have to answer that. Anyways~ no I didn't, I was just trying to be nice for you" he was pouting now.
I lean up and kiss his nose, whispering a soft thank you to him.
"So is that a yes or can I go back to sleep?"
"What would you like to do?"
"Whatever you want to do~" his singsong voice back.
"I guess I could stay up a little later."
Juuzou throws his arms around me and jumps out of bed, grabbing the things he took for Itori. I grad a deck of cards and sit at the table, shuffling the deck and dealing some cards out. He sits down and pours the red liquid into a small glass, but grabs another bottle and pours something else for himself.
"Not to sound mean, but your "alcohol" smells like death" he chuckles.
"Oh yes, that'd make some sense though" I smile as I bring the drink to my mouth, taking a sip and placing it down again.
"Now how about a game? Strip poker?"
"Well whatever game it is I'm going to beat you Uta!"
Smiling we start playing, not only did we strip a clothing item off, but we took drinks too. By our fourth round Juuzou was getting back up off the floor, he was shirtless and lost his suspenders too. He was definitely drunk and I'd been causally drinking my own toxic. He had stop playing a bit ago and was laughing at everything.
"Uta~ hey hey Uta~"
I hummed and was about to take another drink.
"You wanna *hic* you should f*** me."
Completely lost my cool as well as my drink.
"What did you just say?"
"Uta *hic* kiss me."
Liar. Drunk and he still lies to me
I jump up and grab the drunken albino, toss him on my bed and throw my legs on opposite sides of him. He hiccups a few times, his face bright red and already out of breath.
"You sure you want me" I breath into his ear, to which he nods.
Licking the shell of his ear I move down towards his lips, licking and nibbling as I go. Just as I'm about to kiss those cute, tiny lips an overwhelming smell of gross hits me. I yank my head back and look at him, so hot and bothered. Taking a deep breath I move back to his lips and peck them quickly before moving away again. I walk over to the table and finish my drink off, I didn't swallow though. Sitting back on him I lean down and kiss him, the toxic liquid flowing into his mouth. His eyes shoot open and he turns his head, coughing and then glares at me. Still drunk and cute.