T: Bradley, where the fuck are you?
B: I'm on my way, Trissy the Pussy.
T: I'm older than you.
B: Daddy ;)
T: Stop.
B: Tell me ... if you're older than me, can I call you Daddy?
T: I swear to God I will fuck you hard if you don't stop.
B: I'm excited. #NoHomo bro
T: You do know I'm not gay, right? How many times do I have to tell you I'm straight?
B: A boomerang is straighter than you, boy.
