Lies the Signs Tell

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Aries: No, I didn't break that.

Taurus: I don't lie!

Gemini: I'm not even going to talk about this anymore.

Cancer: Nah, that doesn't offend me, LOL!

Leo: I love every single thing about myself!

Virgo: I'm going to fail this test...

Libra: Commitment doesn't bother me, I can handle it.

Scorpio: I did not have s*x with that person.

Sagittarius: Mom, can I please go to the party? I swear, I don't do drugs.

Capricorn: I'm actually a really nice person!

Aquarius: I don't have feelings.

Pisces: I'm not crying over a fictional character......I'm not....


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