#1:
Alright, before public school, I used to think somewhat cleanly. Like, saying, "junk," or, "let's just do this," meant a bunch of stuff everywhere, or I'd better hurry up and get ready to go somewhere.
And of course, there's the oh-so-original ones, "I'm so thirsty!" Or, "Give it to me!" If you are someone who makes dirty jokes out of this, I hate you. Seriously, I hate you people. If I say I'm thirsty, I don't mean I want a guy's baby gravy in my mouth. Just let me drink water, for real. And the give it to me thing means you better give back whatever you took from me, or I'll kill you. O.O (mostly just kidding)
And it's not even just certain phrases that annoy me. It's that LITERALLY anything someone says can be turned into something disgusting! I mean, I can't even get through a DI class without trying not to laugh because the teacher said something that was totally not dirty, but everyone makes it that way.
What the hell, man? I have enough problems not laughing at totally serious moments already. I laughed when my friend did the salt and ice challenge, because it reminded me of the glozell video! And she was totally in pain!
So yeah, that's my first thing of many I've learned from public school.
