Konoha High: That Girl [naruto!various x reader]

18: Are You Going to Prom?

Yuu's POV

Hmm so tomorrow is prom and I am not gonna go. I've been avoiding my girls, because they wanted to go. Ya know what's gonna happen if they find out I'm not gonna go? They're gonna MAKE me go. I know it. So I'm-

"Hey Yuu!" I heard someone call. I turned around and saw....them. The very people I have been able to avoid this whole time are freaking sprinting to me.

"Eheh.... hey guys." I said when they finally made it to me. Once TenTen caught her breath, she began to pout. So did Temari. I raised an eyebrow and motioned for them to explain why they were making faces.

"We don't have dates." They said at the same time. I grinned. I think my face broke.

"That's horrible! Really. Really horrible." I said, the same grin still on my face. They looked at me like I was crazy.

"Then why are you smiling so much?" TenTen asked.

"Because I don't have to go to the prom now!~" I sang.

"Yes you do. We're going as a group. Me, you, and TenTen." Temari pointed out. I immediately started moping with them. We sulked all the way to school. Not even kidding. I lost all my energy. It was all absorbed by the thought of going to some boring prom for no reason. I guess I will at least be hanging out with my friends. It won't be so bad. I brightened up at that and walked to school normally. They were still sulking about the no date thing though.

When we entered school grounds I spotted my other group of friends. I haven't seen them in a while now. Turning to Temari and TenTen, I grinned once again.

"Hey, imma go talk to the group of dudes over there. Wanna come?" I asked, pointing at them. They slowly turned their heads in the direction of my pointing and their eyes widened.

"You're friends with the Akatsuki?!" Temari shouted. I blinked. At least I can stop calling the group 'them' now. They have a name to make it easier!

"Well I mean, yea. Or else I wouldn't say I was going over there." I said, shrugging. TenTen was hyperventilating and Temari started freaking out.

I think they have finally lost it.....

I slowly stepped away and walked over to the now dubbed 'Akatsuki'. Even if they are bad after all, they're cool anyway. I mean, look at all the things we've done already? Ok it wasn't really that much but we still befriended each other. I saw them again at the mall so you can suck it! And yeah, I finally was in front of their little circle group thing and grinned.

"You guys going to prom?" I asked. Just cuz I don't wanna go doesn't mean I gotta drag these people down, right? Right. Why am I asking myself all these questions?

"No/yes" they all said at the same time. Seems they don't agree.

"It's not like you guys have to get a date, you can just go as a group. Unless you are on my side of the conversation, a pick lounging at home like the good natured couch potato I am." I said.

"Wait, you're not going?" Itachi asked. I shrugged. I really don't know if I'm going, I might get out of my couch potato form and into a stupid dress because of Temari and TenTen. "Well that was a clear answer."

"Well the answer isn't clear to me either." I said, laughing slightly at his sarcasm.

I felt something grab the back of my collar and pull me away from them, so I became one with the potato and just got dragged around like a rag doll. It doesn't matter so, meh. I leaned my head back to see who the heck was dragging me, seeing it was just the red panda of all red pandas, Gaara. I never really knew that red pandas could have tattoos but that's ok. Unless it counts as animal abuse. I don't think so, it was on will I think. If that's how that even works. He suddenly let go of my collar, making me hit my ass on the floor.

"Oowww! My butt! MY BOOTY!!" I cried out, falling limp on the floor. Gaara sighed and rolled his eyes at me, and I heard a few laughs in the distance. Life accomplishment. I'm not a complete failure at life. Cue the single tear. If that's even how you spell 'cue'. I dunno can the author is stupid. Which makes me stupid. Oh nuuuu!

I finally got over my anime tears and looked up, seeing all my dude friends. My bros. My brochachos. My amigos. My buddies. My pals. My- okay I ran out. Brain fart. I bet that would stink. Of KNOWLEDGE. Or maybe a brain fart would smell like a-

"YUU!" Someone called out. I snapped back into reality and looked at the source of that voice. Oh, it was Kiba wasn't it!

"KIBA!" I shouted back.

"Are you gonna go to prom?!" He asked, a grin on his face. I shrugged. Again. "What does that meeeeaaaannnn?!"

"It means 'I dunno' obviously. I could either have a date with my couch and some anime, or be dragged against my will into a dance which means nothing. The first one would be the most enjoyable." I said. He deadpanned. I deadpanned. Everyone deadpanned. We all had this look. This one: •-•

Did anyone know why? No. I bet we looked weird with these blank faces in the hallway. Sasuke looked the same. Just with dots instead of eyes. The animation wasn't even the same. We defy all logic. Hehahahahaha.

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Reader: author-chan, what the hell was this chapter for?
Me: I dunno. For the sake of the update. 👍
Reader: you are stupid
Me: *sigh* ya know, that woulda hurt if I knew you but you are a figure of my imagination.

C ya!