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Me: I want nachos :(

E: woah, you texted me first! :o

Me: because I want nachos :((

E: Then get nachos

Me: I can't :(((

E: why not?

Me: I'm on a diet

E: * you're one day closer to eating your nachos

Me: what if I die tomorrow tho

E: then it's nacho lucky day

Me: throw yourself at a cactus pls

E: :(

Me: life is like a teenage boy

Me: always hard

E: 😦 you're so mean :(

Me: ask me if I give a shit

Me: fuck the diet.

Me: I'm gonna get me some nachos😛

E: when did you start your diet?

Me: an hour ago

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