Surgery

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by swender_girl

by swender_girl

When I started walking I was like bitch I don't wanna walk fuck you and I ended up having a medical condition that enabled me to walk properly called "hipdisplacia" which is basically a condition where u are basically born without a hip......FUN..........

So my ma and pa took me to the doctor which then where just like eeeeeeehhhhhh........ we just send this child to tha hospital

Got to hospital and met this cool doctor called doctor patien who be just like eeehhhh ye your daughter has hipdisplacia and I'm gonna need to pro form surgery

He takes pictures of my 5 surgeries which he uses to become a professor
Because I'm the only person in the UK who had the worst version of it recorded 😎

Got out of my first surgery he be like *taking x rays* eeehhh the surgery didn't work.... well back under the knife u go.... second surgery IT DIDNT WORK AGAIN back under the knife u go.... after surgery ok u can go home
Me: yas bitches I'm out of here

Week at Home: rips cast open and puts hand in open wound *scraches wound* aaahhh that's bett....... OOOWW THAT FUCKING HURTS
Mum walks in: well back to hospital u go then

Yes they didn't stich my wound up
But they put a massive ass plaster on it
*Changes cast*
Back home u go babu* me still being a rebel:😎

A bit of time after 1-2 years old now:
Doctor: surgery didn't work as planned again
Back under the knife.

Home: rips cast again
*Back to hospital*
*Puts cash on*
*wakes up from cast replacement surgery thing*
W...a...what is this thing between my legs *trys to out legs together* w..why won't it work..!? *Touched a metal bar between my legs to stop me from putting my legs together*NNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUU

few weeks later 3ed and 4th surgery same old.. 5th goes by

*Cast being taken off*
HAHA YES I'M FREE NOW BITCHES
*moves leg*

AAAAA FUCK MY LEGS ARE SO DAMN STIFF FUCKING BITCH

3 YEARS OLD
Bath time yes I can take my big ass plaster off now
*takes plaster off*
*Bath turns black/red*

WTF!!!