Ch. 24 He Really Is a Twat Waffle

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Liam was in a panic, not because they put him in a coffin,no,but because of all of the spoons.They knew of his disorder and used the one thing against him that they knew would drive him crazy..spoons. He had to chuckle a little. Harry had finally found out about him and the little meat puppet Marissa and this, this is how he chose to punish him. The only thing that he was worried about was what they would do to his precious little Krista now.

Harry and Louis stood over the coffen with their arms crossed comtemplating what to do next. They clearly had not thought this through. How long should they leave him in there? Do they let him feed from his pet? No, he needs punishment. Harry grinned and looked to Lou. He had an idea.

"Lou, go get Niall. He fancies Krista and Liam needs some punishment. Let's give him a mindfuck he won't forget.Have Niall feed off her in front of him and then we'll pretend Niall is going to take her to his room to fuck her. You and I both know Ni won't harm the girl but Liam doesn't need to know that. . Tell him to pretend to be vicious with her. glamour her into going along with the story. Li is very attached to her and it will drive him to madness, which is exactly what I want."

"That's a right proper payback ,Harry. When we are done with that,I'm going to dance on his Toy Story movies. They make me crazy. I'll go see Niall while you prep Liam.This is going to be glorious." Louis said in a high pitch voice as he skipped off to find the meat puppet and Niall.

Harry kicked the coffin and Liam gave a little yelp. He could hear the spoon clank around and knew a few had hit Liam. He gave it another good solid kick with his boot and Liam screamed like a girl at one of our shows when Louis does a hip thrust.

"That a boy Li, you could always hit a high note." 

"Fuck-you Harry, you fucking fucker. Let me out!" 

"What did you say, Liam,I couldn't hear you over the sound of the spoons in there with you?" 

"I swear, you nutters better not touch my baby girl or I'll deliver your remains to Simon in a box." 

Simon. His name made Harry's blood boil.He picked the coffin up and flipped it over, knowing all those spoons now cover Liam head to toe. Louis is right, he is a twat waffle.

Louis POV 

Niall won't go along with our plan.He says glamouring the girl and biting her would be like violating her. Guess it's going to have to be me that faux fucks her. Faux fuck,that's a good one if I may say so myself. I'm a genious, they just don't see it.Gods, I'm so unappreciated.

Reagan POv 

I found it. I found the incantation to end Simon 'T-rex arms" Cowell. All I need is an blessed golf club and this spell and his reign of terror is over. I'm such a badass. Harry is going to be so proud of me. One golf club and one Catholic priest to bless it and it's over for Simon. I laugh at how easy this is. Why couldn't we see it before? One holy 9 iron coming right up.

Harry POv 

What the hell is taking Louis and Niall so long? I want to see the terror in Liam's eyes. 

"LOUIS!" I have to yell, for a vampire, he can pretend to be quite dead sometimes. 

He's suddenly in front of me shaking his head. 

"Niall won't help, I guess we have to do it ourselves." 

I nod, Niall doesn't understand revenge anyway. I want to watch Liam squirm so Louis is going to have to do the dirty work, I suppose. Jess might kill us both for this but it must be done.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but that's my neck so don't bite me maybe." 

Who was singing so awfully and why were they singing that tired song?? 

"I got the eye of the tiger,I'm a fighter. Dancing through the fire." 

Now they are destryoing a Katy Perry song. Dammit, Liam's little pet cannot sing. 

"You're gonna hear me rooooaaaaarrrrr!" 

I turn to Louis, my vampire hearing cannot handle this,"Get her ready and for fucks sake, shut her mouth."

"You got it Haz.This is going to be so fun." 

"Just go before she sings again."

Liam Pov 

I can hear my angel singing for me. Her voice , singing those empowering words,fills me with joy, I'd love to make her roar. I have to get out of here and get to my sweet angel before Harry damages her. If they harm on hair on her precious head, I will indeed kill Harry but not before I rip Marisa and Jess into tiny bits. I have tried to break the coffin but it seems to be made of iron. When I get out of here, they will all suffer. This was not a very nice thing to do to someone.

Marisa POV 

What in the name of Nutella is all the screeching? I know they told me to rest but how can anyone sleep through that? It sounds like that girl Liam has been slobbering on but how can a girl make sounds so awful. I wish that just one time,they would use their vampiness and kindly make her stop screeching.

Kaitlyn POV 

So Mr. Vampire assface grabbed me because he was mad at Marisa. That is so not cool. And now that they are all cuddly and cozy again, what happens to me. I gotta get out of here and now, while the vamper fuckers are distracted.I open the door to my 'room' and run out ,not really paying attention to where I'm going. And there , right in front of me, with some girl who is not Perrie Edwards, passed out in his arms, is Zayn Malik himself.

"Well, hello, delicious.Going somewhere?" 

Shit.

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