Band Jokes 4 [The Fourth Awakens]

Why Ryan Ross is probably the most relatable person ever

• He used to be a huge Mcr and Fall Out Boy fanboy
• He collected merch, met them after concerts
• Got his ears gauged as a teen
• He used to wear eyeliner.
• Voluntarily did loads of intricate makeup
• He's had lots of very emo haircuts
• Took bad selfies and posted them on the internet
• Ran a blog on LiveJournal
• Didn't fit in at school
• Didn't get along with his family
• He was kinda (very) pretentious
• He wrote emo lyrics about his life
• Desperately wanted to get out of his town
• Insecure about his appearance, his voice
• Into dark themed books/movies
• Tends to fall down/injure himself
• Has a unique fashion sense that a lot of people would call weird
• He likes playing instruments
• Genuinely likes reading and writing
• Takes regrettable decisions
• He really likes getting into specific aesthetics
• He's dyed/highlighted his hair (black,blue, green, silver)
• Likes dressing up and costumes
Awkward as Fuck
• He wears a single earring these days
• Likes using emojis
• He likes animals more than people
• He's painfully underappreciated

He's been through everything we experience. And I just. Yeah.