phan // skin

64

Dan
it's New Years, i'm shit faced send nudes

Phil
you know i think the government is reading this I can't

Dan
they'll see it be like "that's gay" and fucking get a semi and stop reading

Phil
plus i'd rather you see me irl

Dan
can we at least like talk

Phil
i haven't ever before

Dan
well if this is gonna work i need to know what you're into

Dan
don't kink shame me?

Phil
i would never Dan

Dan
no no like the game

Phil
???

Dan
i say a kink and if i'm into that and you send a yes or no back and then it's your turn

Phil
you start

Dan
bondage

Phil
no

Dan
no

Phil
pet play

Dan
yikes idk

Phil
does calling someone kitten count as pet play

Dan
no

Phil
then no

Dan
daddy kink

Phil
yes

Dan
omg you're less innocent than i thought

Dan
yes

Phil
rough?

Dan
depends on the situation

Phil
same

Dan
damn i'm already out of kinks 

Phil
that's okay baby boy

Dan
woah alrighty you're already catching on

Phil
i'm a quick learner

Dan
i can tell

Phil
how can you type so well if you're 'shitfaced'

Dan
i can do a lot of things while i'm tipsy

Phil
i'm sure you can

Phil
I'd like to see exactly what you can do, tipsy or not

Phil
how much have you had to drink?

Dan
about 5 beers

Phil
and you're just tipsy?

Dan
what can i say i'm wild

Phil
you know how i feel about you drinking alone

Dan
it's not going to become a habit

Phil
can you promise me it won't?

Dan
yes daddy

Phil
good boy

Dan
it's so fucking funny seeing you like this i never imagined you as a Dom

Dan
funny, and undeniably hot

Phil
oh yeah? does it make you think vulgar and disgusting thoughts? make you feel desperate and needy?

Dan
yes oh my god

Phil
tell me what you're thinking Dan

Dan
i'll sound silly

Phil
i just called you baby boy over text while i was eating sphagetti on the kitchen floor i'm sure it isn't that silly

Dan
just thinking about what you'd do to me if i was being bad

Dan
what you'd say to me as i was over your knee

Phil
do you need daddy to punish you? teach you a lesson?

Dan
please

Phil
tsk tsk

Phil
what makes you bad enough for that?

Dan
uhhhhh

Dan
i watched baking shows without you yesterday

Phil
that's nothing severe but will definitely earn you a stern talking to

Dan
hah boy u ain't gonna be stern

Phil
Daniel James Howell i can be stern

Dan
no you can't

Phil
yes i can :((((

Dan
fine, fine you can be stern

Phil
thank you! okay now i'm tired

Dan
are you just going to leave me here?

Phil
if by 'here' you mean hot, bothered, and all alone

Phil
then yes

Phil
night !

hahahaha you guys have to suffer and read my daddy kink texts good luck
also happy 2017
do you guys want real smut?