SnK x F.R.I.E.N.D.S One-Shot Book (Requests Open)

A Cringe-Worthy Flashback

[A/N: I know, I'm super late, BUT I have a one-shot for you guys for Christmas!! Hope you like it :) It's based off one of my favorite episodes of "Friends" (The One with All the Thanksgivings)]

(By the way, the clothes you see being described later were fashion trends from the early 2000s. I just wanted to make something to match how funny Ross and Chandler looked in that episode.)

(AND sorry leevebl1nk for taking so freaking long with this request. Hope this compensates for it)

Enjoy!

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"Okay, okay. I've got a good one," Sasha's eyes narrowed as she smirked at her boyfriend, "Who remembers when Connie got that turkey stuck on his head?"

Connie's head dropped down in shame. He, along with five others, were currently talking about their worst Thanksgivings. It was fun at first, until his girlfriend had to open her big mouth.

Annie suddenly sat up from her spot in the armchair. Her eyes widened. "What?! Connie got a turkey stuck on his head," she chuckled.

"Hey, it's not as bad as it sounds."

"Oh, no, Connie. It's exactly how it sounds," his roommate, Eren, added.

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A younger Sasha walks into what was then her and Mikasa's apartment just two years earlier.

"Hello," a muffled voice called.

Sasha looked around her apartment in bewilderment and grab the nearest object to use as a weapon, which happened to be an umbrella, as she slowly walked a short distance across the floor to the living room. "Hello?"

"Sasha?"

The brunette realized that the voice was coming from the bathroom and sighed in relief. "Connie?"

"I need some help."

She rolled her eyes. "Why? What did you do?"

The door to the bathroom opened slowly, and instead of seeing her friend's face...she saw a raw turkey replacing the head on a man's body.

She couldn't help it, she laughed hysterically.

"Yeah, yeah. Laugh all you want," the male waved his hand dismissively and crossed his arms.

She finally took a breath of air as she clutched her stomach. "Okay. Now, what happened?"

"Well, I put this on to scare Eren," she interrupted him with a 'mhm', "and now I can't get it off. Please help me out. It smells really bad in here," he whined.

"Well of course it smells bad, you have your head up a turkey's ass," she concluded, "But we can't let Mikasa see this or else she'll freak out and kill you."

There was suddenly a knock at the door. Sasha stiffened a bit, praying that it wasn't her raven-haired roommate. She looked through the peephole and saw a familiar pair of gray eyes. 'Aw shit,' she thought.

The brunette quickly grabbed Connie's shoulder, "Come on, Mikasa's here."

Connie placed his head on the table while Sasha opened the door.

"Hey," she greeted.

"Hey," Mikasa greeted back, "Did you get the turkey baste-Ahh!"

Mikasa quickly put her hands over her mouth so as not to disturb the neighbors. She pinched the bridge of her nose and exhaled in annoyance. "Who is that?"