A whole new world

"Hello motherfuckers, during my break I had been abudcted by cows." I said aloud to the entire class. I closed my eyes remembering what I had been doing during on my oh so wonderful spring break until my stupid fucking teacher ruined it.

"Mitzukin, what the fuck are you talking about?! You can't possibly get abdutced by cows you filthy animal. Cows are too dumb to even abduct kids like you" Mrs. boob explained and looking at me like im retarted. Bitch I might be.

I opened my eyes, put my hands on my hips and turned my head to glare at Mrs. boob. "Um last time I check you hadnt been abducted by cows you fucker so how should you know?" I spat and turn to face the class, dropping my hands to my side.

I smiled "So where was I? Oh yes, I was abducted blah blah blah. Okay so after I have been abducted by the most beautiful animals on earth they were very kind enough to breast feed me. And let me tell you," Pausing as I winked to the class "Cow milk is amazeballs, sorry not sorry little shits." I shrugged.

"And thats the end of my spring break" I said ending my speech. I bowed and walked to my desk as everyone was looking at me like Im retarted. I just shrugged it off because they are dumbass's.

* Bell Rings For After School *

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*9 hours later*

Shit nuggets. I've been sleeping through 7th perioud? Boring ass teachers LOL.

I looked around and saw that nobody was here and when I said nobody, the teacher included. Asshats that cant even wake me up. I look at the clock and grabbed my bag. As I read the time I gasp, 12:00 pm?! What the actual fuck?! I ran to the window and sure enough it was pitch black outside.

I stared at the window dumbfonded, until i saw a creepy ass looking lady staring back at me across our school. She had 2 eyes but no eyelids, awesome. She has long black hair, woah I need that. She was wearing a white dress, did she came from a wedding or something? Who the fuck ends their wedding at 12. Anyways shes quite pretty I'll just go say hi to her.

I looked at the floor then at the window again but shes not there, I got sad and made a frown face. Bitch can't just wait. But I saw her on the corner of my left, I turned my head and saw her smiling at me. Oooo i smiled back and walked to her as she crawled to me. "Hello Darling." She greeted me. She had a raspy voice and it's quite creepy if you ask me. She tilted her head "Hi I'm Mitzukin" I smiled akwardly. I took my hand out waiting for her to shake it but instead she licked it.

I scrunched my nose, "Um ew, did you even wash your dirty little mouh you filthy bitch?" I ask, shaking my hands and wiping it on my jeans. Ew bitch can't even put a mint or gum. Fuck this shit Im leaving. I flipped her off and exited school.

I started walking to the farm where my family of cows are. I saw that lady again as I looked behind me, she's crawling. I'm getting annoyed by her I mean she keeps fucking smiling is there something wrong with her fucking mouth? I want to pull out her teeth and stick it to her eyeballs so she would just stop looking at me.

"Holy shit it that Harry Styles?" I ask myself as I see a curly hair boy walking infront of me. I think he heard me because he turned around. But no it was just a dude with a curly hair. I walked him, and for some strange reason he had no mouth, or nose, or eyes, but an eyebrow. LOL WEIRD. I just keep walking until I made a 4th right turn.

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