So, Itachi was just alittle boy. Sasuke in my tummy, soon to be arriving. I was about to take a nap in the living room when Itachi turned on the tv. Something scary was showing, so I decided to watch what he is watching. He quickly popped some popcorn and was about to get some of my Sake.
That part alerted me. He had set up a huge bucket of popcorn, and that bucket was used to carry the water I use to clean the floors. I got up quickly and turned off the tv with rage.
Me- ITACHIIIIIII!!
Itachi- *walks backwards to avoid me. He goes to far and falls into the bucket on his butt so he is now in the bucket.* Oof!
Me- *chuckles a bit, then turns into an abnoxious snorty laugh* HAHAHA!
Itachi- *pouts and frowns.* Not funny! *attempts to get up and out*
Me- PFAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
Itachi- >:(
Me- Okay okay. *stops laughing and helps Itachi get up.* Ok, Im gonna try to pull this off...
The bucket was stuck on Itachis butt and it was really hard to get out since Itachi had a big butt that time.
Me- *pulling on the bucket with all my might.* Gahhh! Almost got it!!
Itachi- Hurry! Its hurting me!!!
Me- *stops and takes out a chainsaw* Im coming baby!!! Mommas gonna getcha out!
Itachi- oOo Nuuuu! *wriggles butt and manages to pop out.*
I was relieved for a bit until Itachi had ran into the fish bowl and got his head stuck in there.
I took out the hammer so I can break the glass. Then Fugaku walked in at the wrong moment to th epoint where I was holding the hammer up to Itachis head in the glass bowl.
Well, he passed out. When he woke up he told me a trick to these situations..
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Itachi and Sasuke| Moments of Life
FanfictionItachi and Sasuke may not seem so cool after you read these stories told by mother hen herself, Mikoto Uchiha! Enjoy these random, accidental, embarrassing, and accidental moments of Itachi and Sasuke. :) Sometimes you have to enjoy the moments of...
