A dare from ChineseUnicornPotato!
"For Denmark, I dare you to steal one important thing from each of the Nordics(including Sealand)"
Denmark: I hope I won't die soon
The story of the putty Denmark. He stole one important thing from each of the Nordics even Sealand is included, he stole Sweden's glasses, Finland's sniper rifle, Norway's coffee, Iceland's phone, and Sealand's certificate of being a country.
Denmark: fuking done.
Everyone: Get ready to perish.