I am a Man [Levi x Reader]

I Am Not a Weenie [Drunk!Levi x Drunk!Reader]

"Shit," you hissed as you fell face forward.

"Ha! That wasn't even half a minute," Your dark-haired boyfriend sneered. 

"You try it then!" you yelled back. 

He climbed unsteadily onto the surfboard of the bright blue arcade game. Hanji and Erwin supervised you and Levi. They had also put pillows literally everywhere because you two had insisted on playing and it was just like you two to get really, really, really drunk. 

Levi grabbed the remote and put it on difficult mode. You watched him with a beer bottle in one hand. 

He fell off almost immediately and looked back at the machine with utter disgust. 

"You dare throw me off," he said sternly, "I am a man. You are but a measly machine."

"What you are, is a weenie," you responded.

He stumbled towards you, "Am not."

 "Am to."

"Am not."

 "Am to."

"Am not."

"Weenie."

"They're really childish when they're drunk," said Erwin, looking rather exasperated.

"I AM NOT -hic- A WEENIE," yelled Levi.

"WEENIE!" you yelled back. Both you were suddenly on the ground. Levi had pinned you down and you were holding each other's collars.

"Ninny!" Levi spat at you.

"Nincompoop!" you replied.

"Dick-weed!"

"Ass wipe!"

If one of you were drunk it would have been fine. However, both drunk as hell was a bit of a problem and fights tended to happen.

Erwin and Hanji looked at each other. Erwin sighed, "Should we pull them apart?" Hanji nodded.

Erwin grabbed Levi and pulled him off of [Name] by the collar. The two held onto you and Levi by the collar. You fought against the force on your collar with drunk motions, swiping limply at the air. They dragged both of you to separate room to be locked away.

Five minutes later, Hanji ran around the corner right into Erwin.

"Did [name] get out, too?"

Hanji sighed heavily and looked down, "Yep."

---------------------------------Extended ending--------------------------------

You woke up next to Levi in front of the bright blue arcade game. Both of you had multiple bruises. You groaned at the throbbing in your head and leaned forward, away from the way you had fallen asleep against. The action woke Levi up. He glanced at you.

"Weenie," you muttered.

"Ninny," he grumbled in response.