isi and pri's lit adventures

Chapter 1

*pri's POV*

It was around midnight when i heard something outside in the bushes. As soon as the sound of the leaves rustling repeated itself, i shat myself and took a gun outta my pussy. It had an american flag on it bc; MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN 😩😩😩😩🤕🤕🤕

Anxiety was already building up in my toes and fingers but i didn't give two shits about that. It was the perfect time to verify my braveness, so i unlocked the front door of my house and looked around if anyone was there. No one was.

"Hm, stupid teenagers", i mumbled. Right when i was about to go back inside, i heard somebody's phone ring. The ringing tone was coming from the bushes.

I immediately used my Shrek superpowers to shoot a bitch. When i was about to take out my phone and use my flashlight, i remembered that i left it inside. "SHIT", i screamed.

I wasn't planning on dying today but i took the risk anyway. "Show yourself or i'm going to shoot your mf ass", i threatened, pointing the gun at the bushes. Nobody showed up. "SHOW YOURSELF OR I AM GOING TO SHOOT YOUR MF ASS", i repeated, but this time a bit louder. Actually really fucking loud, i think my neighbors heard me.

"Pls don't", i heard a voice say quietly. They sounded like a 3 year old.

"Show yourself or i'm going to shoot you, i swear to the Shrek god's above, i will", i threatened for like the 3rd time.

"Did you just mention daddy Shrek?", the person finally showed themselves. I couldn't recognize them. "Come closer, i don't bite" "Or do i", i whispered so they couldn't hear. They followed my order and i was slowly recognizing that it's a girl, looks around 20 but is probably 11.

When she was finally standing in front of me i asked: "And you are?" "Isi", she answered. "What are you doing here? Hiding in my bushes for no apparent reason?", i was slowly questioning the entire humanity.

"Well actually, pretty funny story, heh, i was arguing with this bitch friend of mine and she turned out to be a snake so i took her phone and ran away from her house. I was running for about 20 minutes and then i ended up being in front of this house and i wanted to throw her phone away but instead i threw mine away so i was looking for it", she explained.

"You are all kinds of fucked up", i said, "but i like it. BLEH BITch!!!!!!!!! Hey i'm Priscilla but you can call me Pri"

Isi seemed like just the type of person i want to be friends with, a Shrek fan and crazy asf. I felt like i've known her for years!

After that we looked for her phone, later when we found it, i then actually got a chance to shoot with my gun; we shot the snake's phone!!!

I invited her to come into my house and she gladly accepted it. I made us some tea and she spilled some tea on her own, actually what happened between the snake and her and why the snake's a mf taylor swift.

Time was passing by and we kept telling each other more and more stories, as well as we were getting to know each other better.

She would make me laugh like no one ever did and she would tell me the funniest shit EVER, that's what made me want to be her best friend. What i found out about her was that she's a very adventurous person like me.

OH and there's another thing we have in common; we both like hitler.