*Beep Beep Beep* Toms alarm cock woke him up instantly (shoutout to Matthew Titton) "Emily!! Get here you little cumrag" Emily crawls into the room and proceeds to get kicked out the window. Suddenly the bed starts to shake. Phil emerges from under the duvet and Tom flies out the window and sees Phil look down at him. "Oh master Titton, last night was soooo good." Tom got dressed ( thong ) and Phil didn't bother ;). After 30 mins of trying to squeeze phill through the front door, they finally arrive at the Moorgate. Jill dies.
Please love me I have no friends because I ran out of pringles
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Tittons Adventures
Mystery / ThrillerA popular figure around the parts of fuckley town meets fat Phil and jill as 3 depressing worlds collide (phils collision destroyed everything)
