How to get a girl

Pick Up Lines

Here are some pick up lines you should use:

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

Can I follow you?  Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U together

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."

"Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?"

"I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."

"Something's wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you."

 Try not to say any dirty ones, such as:

I must be a squirrel, cause I wanna stuff my nuts in you

There are eight planets in the solar system, but there will be seven once I blow up uranus

"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you!