Phil Lester
"Babe just chill out it's only for drinks!"
"Phil you just always come home late. And you always are out."
"Listen PJ I told you if you think I've got a side bitch you're wrong. And if I did have different kinds of bitches you'd be my main sweet cheeks."
"O-ok I'll see you later then."
"I'll see you later." I stepped out of his house.
Life's too short for chatty chicks.
I walked down to the club and at the bar Chris was already waiting for me.
"I know someone who's getting laid!" He yelled.
"Why?"
"Because I got some kush for tonight, usually when you get fucked you call your side bitch don't you?"
"I would prefer side hoe."
"Please you know you treat him like shit." We took a shot.
First shot.
"He still answers my phone calls." I shrugged taking another shot.
Second shot.
I'm Phil Lester level A jackass through and through. But I love my life, I make money, I get a lot of ass, and I'm in great shape. I usually don't do random hookups. My 'boyfriend' I guess PJ, we practically live together only because he lives closer to the bar but I got my own place. He's also good in bed, he thinks I'm clean, he also thinks I'm only with him. My side piece, Adam, I barely see the guy but he's great in bed. My personal favourite though, is Dan. Fucking amazing in bed, always answers my calls and is looking for something serious but gives me something casual. Not to mention how sexy his moans are. Dan Howell actually does have a lot in common with me, so it's not hard to make conversation before and after sex. Adam knows about the whole 'boyfriend' thing but I would never tell Dan, that might ruin the thing we have going on.
"Either way you know Dans not just around when I'm fucked."
"You guys met while you were fucked, in that strip club remember?"
"Of course I remember, we had sex in the champagne room, and like amazing sex."
"I thought you weren't supposed to actually fuck in the champagne room."
"Dans a naughty stripper."
"I still can't believe your side piece is a stripper."
"But he's a sexy stripper so it's fine."
"Maybe he's working tonight, so don't get too fucked otherwise you won't have anyone to fuck."
"Whenever he's at work I just visit him." We took a shot.
Third shot.
"Whatever I heard they got coke in the V.I.P room."
"You know I've never done coke cmon."
"Today can be your first."
"I'm good I'll just smoke a bowl."
"Whatever."
