2p FACE

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by Anime-and-stuffs

by Anime-and-stuffs

Hello loves,
Soooooo this will be put in a chat room form.
Have fun children...

2p FACE

Oliver has logged on to chat room "Pussy destroyers 101"

Allen has logged on to chat room "Pussy destroyers 101"

Mattieu has logged on to chat room "Pussy destroyers 101"

Francois has logged on to chat room "Pussy destroyers 101"

Oliver: My oh my, what a vulgar name.

Allen: Really, I think it suits me.

Mattieu: Why, the names not little bitch?

Allen: Fuck you, you goddamn moose fucker.

Mattieu: piss off you fuckin vegan!

Oliver: Both of you stop that swearing right this instant.

Allen: and if we don't...

Francois: Don't test him al.

Mattieu: look at what the polar bear brought back from the dead.

Francois: If you value your dick, I would stop making fun of me

Oliver: why franny how nice of you too join us.

Francois: Oui, Oui, well you did threaten to take away my cigarettes cupcake.

Allen:aw how fuckin cute. He has a little nickname for oliver.

Francois: My threat stands to you as well allen.

Allen: shutting up

Francois: that's what I fucking thought little bitch

Mattieu: as nice as it is watching al get the fuck beat out of him where's (name)?

Oliver: I do agree. She said that she'd be here.

(name) has logged on to chat room "Pussy destroyers 101"

(name): Damn I like the name.(a/n in this you swing both ways)

Allen: see at least (name) appreciates it

(name): I knew that it had to be you who named it.

Mattieu: Sup (name)

(Name): Who are you again?

Mattieu: WHAT

Mattieu: THE

Mattieu: ACTUAL

Mattieu: FUCK

Mattieu: (NAME)!

(Name): JK, JK, calm down. It was fucking joke. Damn.

Allen: AHHAHAHAHAHAHA (Name) likes me more.

Oliver: Allen F. Jones. Calm yourself down this instant.

(Name): sup ollie. Hows my favorite baker doing?

Oliver: I'm doing fine love. How are you at this fine time?

(Name): I'm doing okay, I mean like some guy owes me money but other than that pretty good.

Francois: I'll take care of the guy, don't worry.

(Name): FRANNY, thanks I can always rely on my favorite baguette.

Francois: Don't call me that.

Allen: HAHAHAHA holy shit, I can't HAHA

Mattieu: Al just passed out from excessive laughter.

(Name): Oooo, look through his pockets and tell me what you find.

Oliver: Are you sure that's a good idea?

Francois: I agree with cupcake. We don't know what the fuck he has in his pockets.

(Name): Oh hush. Please do it mattie, do it for me.

Mattieu: You're pouting right now aren't you?

(Name) has posted a picture to group chat
(a/n you are making a pouty face)

Oliver: Aww so cute

Francois: i've seen cuter...not

Mattieu:... Fine i'll do it.

(name): YEY!!!

Mattieu: okay so there's some gum, a hair tie, a knife comb thing, a picture of (Name),
another picture of (Name), two condoms, and another picture of (name) that i'm keeping.

(Name):........

Oliver: are you alright dear?

Francois: Send the last picture of (Name).

Mattieu: No fuckin way

Francois: Send one of them

Mattieu has posted a picture to group chat

(a/n Pick whatever bathing suit you are wearing in pic)

(Name): Fuck, I remember that one

Oliver: Umm, as do I

Francois: I think we all do

(Name): I'm gonna kill him.

Mattieu: So (Name) you doing anything later?

(Name) has logged off group chat

Allen: How long was i out for?

Oliver: (name) left. I really wanted to ask her out as well

Francois: Same, of course she would say oui

Allen: Please, I know she wants me.

Mattieu: In your dreams.

Allen: fuck off

Mattieu: make me shitstain.

Oliver: I'm leaving, I can't take these swears

Oliver has logged off of group chat

Francois: Don't make a mess, I don't wanna have to see your blood

Francois has logged off of group chat

Allen: Let's fuckin go bitch

Mattieu: You are so on asswipe.

Allen has logged off of group chat

Mattieu has logged off of group chat