i know its old but at least you will enjoy reading it as long as you like
One day i been going to malta to a big a hotel.In the morning i go to eat the breakfast i ask the lady that i want two pieces of toast she place me only one piece i tell her i want two piece she said go to the toilet and i said, you don't understand i want two piece on my plate she said you better no piss in the plate you son of a B***H i don't even know the lady and she called me a son of a beach.Later i go to the big other store i see a spoon and a knife but no fock i tell the lady that i wanted the fock she said everybody want to f**k and i said you don't understand i want a fock on the table she said you better no f**k on the table you son of a b***h.So i go back to my room in a hotel and their is no sheet on the bed CALL THE MANAGER tell him i want a sheet he said go to the otoilet and i said you no understand i want a sheet in my bed he said you better no s**t on my bed you son of a bi**h so i go to the counter and the man saide,"PEACE ON YOU" and i said piss on you son of a bi**h i am going back to italy
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