Issa Joke ( chapter )

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Yn pov
I woke up and I was laying on an air mattress ... in my house ... I was surrounded by boxes . I was so confused I had no clue what was going on. Then my phone started ringing

Steezy 👯💘 .... I answered .

Yn : Hello ?

Steezy : Hey Yn I left my purse at your house I'll swing by in the morning to get it . Okay ?

Yn : *sees steezys purse* ... why were you at my house ?

Steezy : Cause I was helping you move in ... duhhh *laughs* someone's sleepy.

Yn: Riiiightt . Yeah umm I'll talk to you in the morning

Steezy : Adios

Yn: *hangs up*

I was in shock .. I didn't know what to think ... it was all a dream 😔

I went and sat on the porch outside in front of the pool ... my house looked way different since I had a dream of a different one

 my house looked way different since I had a dream of a different one

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I sat there just staring at the water . I was so hurt because I really thought I met August Alsina. I fell in love with him and had a child at that . I mean of course I know there are plenty of other people in the world but at this moment I didn't want them I wanted August . I felt like a crazy fan girl . When really I have fans too . I have over 2.7 million followers on instagram and he has 5.4 million . I don't know maybe steezy could do something to where we could meet .

It was get darker and darker so I decided to go get something to eat. I just stopped at subway for a sand which I didn't really want burgers or tacos or anything like that. When I left subway I sat in my drive way and ate. I got on Snapchat and took a few pictures . I decided to call steezy . I told her everything that happened in my dream .

Steezy: that's a crazy ass dream .. A LONG ass dream at that ... but I would never switch up on you like that

Yn: yeah .. I guess ..

Steezy : really .. and Go next door honey if you dreamed he lived next door don't you think he would ? I mean I know it's such a coincidence but he does ... I know I'm saying this so nonchalantly and this may seem like a fairy tail but he really does stay there *giggles*

Yn: really ?

Steezy : don't act brand new when you know who my boyfriend is

Yn : ...Tyga

Steezy : Exactly .

Yn: I feel like I'm in a wattpad book *laughs*

Steezy : who knows maybe one day we could make our life into a story *laughs*

Yn: yeah *laughs*

Steezy: sooooo are you gonna go talk to him ?

Yn: I'm nervous ... cause out of all the times I've been around you and Tyga I haven't heard of nor seen August .

Steezy : if you wanted the plug all you had to do was ask .. but goooo and talk to him

Yn : I'm going I'm going .... geezzzzzz

Steezy : okay talk to you tommorow hun

Yn : Kay byeeee

Steezy : Byeee *hangs up*

I got out the car and started walking next door I was praying August was there ... I walked up the steps to the house slowly and rang the doorbell . I was so nervous

Door opens

August : wassup ... sum I can help you with ?

I melted inside

Yn: uhh yeah *smiles*... ummm

August : *sees paparazzi* uhh hold that thought *drags you in the house and shuts the door*

Yn: hey!

August: sorry ... paparazzi .. anyways *licks lips* continue what you were saying

Yn: I... uh ...

I looked down and seen he had on grey sweatpants .. I could see his print. Jesus could call me home now.

Yn: *clears throat* see I'm new to the neighborhood . I just moved here to Los Angeles from San Francisco  and I don't really know my way around here and I was hoping for some guidance .

August: Oh really ?

Yn: yeah ..

August : well yaknoo I'm a really busy man i got music I gotta be working on I'm in the studio almost all day and if it ain't that I'm on tour or practicing .. this that and the third.

Yn: I understand it's fine .

August : yeah... why you come over hea so late .. it's 11:49

Yn: it's a really long story.

August: I have time *sits down on the couch*

Yn: *sits next to him* well ....

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Lolzzz It was all dream 🤗

Plot twist 😝 I had to do something juicy 🤷🏻‍♀️. And I know a lot of people still vote on this book even tho I don't update it so I thought .. why not 😎 so here's your update .
My New Years resolution is to update more .. yalls should be is to vote and comment more 🙄... anyways !

Happy New Years 😁💕

Much love ❣️ Nutorious

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