My Life with friends

As your older sibling

Nikko: Hi lil sibling! Hey come on big bro is gonna buy you food.

Dane: You can do it dude, be tough and stuff! I had to do that too. I'll help ya with your homework.

May: No! Think of your studies first, no love lifes yet. Avoid fights okay? No fights are good.

Marco: Ahahahaha! Man that cat fell on its butt, more fail videos!!!

Andrei: Hey I bet 20 bucks you'll lose against me in LOL. Dude I bought you a new xbox, let's play so I can own you.

Christine: You shall not offend me, that is bad and I can sit on your face.

Beverly: Aww you are so cute! You have to wear the most fabulous clothes you have!

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Hi guys announcement coming up so please stay tuned.
I need advise on my humor, please