"YOU CAN'T SCARE ME, I'M A HUNTER"

One night, I was sleeping alone in my room
Suddenly I heard a sound like a boom.
So I just woke up in an instant
Rush down to the stairs like a sun's descendant.

I run to the kitchen to get a knife
If ever a monster comes out,I can protect my life.
I went to the living room to see what's going on
It was really dark so I turned my flashlight on.

Nothing's really creepy or scary in this place
No sulfur or bloodstain left for me to trace.
Then I saw a man standing next to the fire place
I told him to turn around for me to see his face.

The man turned around,his face was full of blood
I saw something on his hand,it's like a curtain rod.
Without a doubt, I got some salt on my pocket
And I threw it to him as fast as a rocket.

Nothing happened so I thought to myself that he's not a ghoul
But maybe he's a demon who can eat my soul.
I started to recite the exorcism chant I memorized
He looked like my brother, I just realized.

Suddenly, he laughed so loud like an evil
I got my knife to stab him on his navel.
He interrupted, "Hey stop it Jean ! It's just me."
I realized that he's my older brother Larry.

I found out that this jerk was just scaring me around
Realizing everything was a joke, the blood and sound.
He said laughingly, "You looked like a nervous crap!"
"You can't scare me, I'm a hunter" I said as I gave him a slap.