There lived a little hobbit in a hole. His name was Dick. He liked to dance to 80s music whilst in his chicken costume. Every chicken within a 100 mile radius of him was attracted to him. They would just flock around him and they would have a huge chicken disco party. But one day one of the chickens was all like "Why are you always da boss???" And the chicken attacked the hobbit with his chcikeness. The chicken prevailed and has now taken over poor Dick's hole. The chickens ate dick's corpse. Poor Dick. Anyways, yeah... But one day, the inspector came to inspect Dick's house (about three months later after Dicks death), and the master chicken as strutting cuz he was sexy. He saw the inspector and was all upset that the house was not clean from the murder that had happened threeish months ago. Well the inspector had to put the hole up for foreclosure, and the chickens had to move out. Poor Dicks bones were laid to rest by his family (where the **** have they been?). But the inspector felt bad for the chickens, so he decided to put up a tent for them. The tent was small and cold (just how chickens like it) and the chickens were so happy some of them exploded. "Omg" the inspector exclaimed. "This reminds me of how the candy people off of adventure time explode when theyre scared...but the opposite. Maybe i should calm them down a bit." So he went and raised sone chickens from the dead and made some soup. "I made soup its chick-" he stopped as the chicken glared at him. "Well dan" He decided to ditch the chickens and lay down and rolled all the way back to his golf cart, starting up when he got there and began working his way outta that place. The chickens were smart, oh yes...very smart. They had bombs around the outer edge of the place. "Too fab 5 you!!" The inspector yelled looking over his shoulder at the chickens and driving into a bomb. BOOOOM but, turns out the inspector was actually a master villain and he had a indestructible heavy iron suit on (no wonder he was rolling). Since he didnt have a golf cart anymore (exploded), he continued rolling away back towards his secret lair, leaving the chickens behind. Now listen here young people, them there chickens were super heroes and their name was the super duper chickens. They put on their swag suits and chicken danced after the evil inspector. The inspector realized what a pickle he was in here and got up and turned on his blaster jet thingies that could make him fly. The chickens are actually fried chicken. They flopped over and died. :0 the inspector then ate most of the chickens (because who doesnt love fried chicken??) but the chickens had one last plan of attack they gave the inspector HEART BURN *gasp*.
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A/N: this is a collaborative piece done by @mikaelacox99 and I.
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