Talk About 'Drama Llama' (A Danisnotonfire Story)

Chapter 1 - Two Guys In A Wardrobe

Author’s Note – Hey folks! Here’s my new Danisnotonfire fanfic!

If you don’t know who Danisnotonfire is, then you better look him up or I will find you and I will kill you!

Well, I won’t kill you, I don’t want to go to jail...

Anyways, ENJOY!!!

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Chapter 1 – Two Guys In A Wardrobe

*VIKKI’S POV*

“Thanks,” I say to the receptionist before taking my room keys.

I was finally here. After months of scrimping and saving, I was at Vidcon!

Oh, I think I should explain.

I’m Victoria, but most people call me Vikki. I’m 20 and I’m just like any other normal person – I work, I sleep, I have a weird addiction to chocolate and I argue with my cat.

Yup, completely normal.

Okay, the cat thing isn’t normal, but the rest is.

Anyway, I’ve been saving up for 6 months to go to Vidcon with my friend, Liz, and now I was finally here to see all my favourite YouTubers.

A 20 year old woman going to a convention which will probably be full of teens. Definitely normal.

Anyways, back to the story.

I quickly grab my luggage and head up the stairs.

I know what you’re thinking – why would you go up the stairs when you have heavy luggage?

Actually, my luggage isn’t that heavy and I’m only on the first floor, but thanks for your concern.

After making it up the stairs, I find the room I was sharing with Liz and unlock the door, only to get knocked down by Liz and her large collection of plush toys.

“Really Liz?” I say, picking up a Totoro teddy that she had thrown at me. “Do you think Totoro deserved to be thrown at me?”

“Wait, I threw that one?” Liz yelled before yanking Totoro out of my hands. “I’m sorry Totoro, I’m sorry!”

I’m friends with a woman who has the mental capacity of a 12 year old. Yep, I’m perfectly normal.

“Liz, stop crying over thrown plushies.” I say. “Why don’t we play Sims for a bit?”

Liz instantly smiled and we quickly unloaded our laptops from our bags and began to play Sims.

*3 HOURS LATER*

After 3 hours of playing Sims, Liz had fallen asleep on her laptop.

No, literally – her head was resting on her keyboard.

That’s gonna hurt in the morning.

I quickly check the time. 11:58pm.

I decide to go to bed.

I quickly grab my bag and rummage through it for some pyjamas.

Then the banging started. It was coming from one of the bedrooms, so I decided to slowly walk in. I was greeted by an empty room, but there was still banging. It seemed to be coming from the wardrobe in there, so I decided to check it. I opened the wardrobe door, quickly jumping away. After no-one came out I peered inside.

Naturally, the sight of Dan Howell (AKA Danisnotonfire) and Phil Lester (AKA AmazingPhil) tied up and gagged wasn’t normal. So, I decided to do the perfectly normal thing to do in this situation.

I screamed.

“WHY THE HECK ARE DAN HOWELL AND PHIL LESTER TIED UP IN A WARDROBE?!?!? ISN’T THERE SECURITY AROUND HERE THESE DAYS?!?!?”

Yep, I have two guys in a wardrobe in my temporary bedroom.

Totally normal.