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I ordered a load of anime shit off of amazon with my christmas voucher and the first thing came today. It was...

L: Change the World!!!

I haven't had a chance to read it yet but THE COVER LOOKS AWSOME and I've heard that it's something about he has to solve the Kira case in 23 days (alternate universe) before he dies. Not a spoiler, he could live. I don't know yet. I'll be sure to NOT tell you    ;)     (Yeah right)

I heard that theres a new Netflix movie version of Death Note coming out soon and this is the guy that's going to play L:

I heard that theres a new Netflix movie version of Death Note coming out soon and this is the guy that's going to play L:

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Now hey, let's get this straight: I'm NOT racist. I would be more than happy for him to play someone else, even Light. BUT NOT L. This is a list of things that make L:

- Cake

-Sugar

- Messy black hair

- Informal clothing

-Terrible posture

- Eye bags from lack of sleep

- A VERY pale complexion

I made a joke with John (my brothers alias if you forgot) about how they're going to have him wear black skinny jeans and hoodie. I then found THIS PICTURE:

Not the best picture, but there are others

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Not the best picture, but there are others. There are at least three thing wrong with this. First of all, he is wearing completely the wrong clothes, but I've already covered that. Second, he isn't slouching properly. Third, he is standing in front of NEWS microphones. Now they don't just pick up what he is saying and amplify it, they are made to record with great quality. Imagine watching TV and just seeing people listen to a person talking with background noise. It wouldn't happen what's that at the bottom of the picture? A camera. I've thought about this and I concluded that it wouldn't be the camera man filming the movie, it was a prop. So he is being filmed to be put on TV in front of God knows how many hypothetical people. The L I know would never allow this, even f he was partially covering part of his face. One more thing: since he is speaking straight into News microphones, no voice synthesizer. As it said in L: One Day, L quite enjoyed going to concerts and the park. This meant he did go out in public, so if any one person who saw him on the news, could then meet him at one of these places and match his face to his voice and Bam, random person know they're talking to the worlds greatest detective. Again, this isn't about racism. Now that this rant is out of my system, See ya.

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