*SMOSH IN NOW OUT OF THE FANFICTION*
*YOU NEED TO READ THIS TO GET THE STORY*
You are a 16 year-old girl who lives in Europe with a popular YouTube channel with around 6m subscribers (what, Jacob Sartorious can have a verified PornHub account but so...
Will try to update more, it's hard to think of these- *Leafy voice appears* "oh stfu u cunt you're just a lazy ass motherfucker I-" holy shit, um, Jesus Christ alright you win! But yeah, I was kinda upset for him taking a break, that it will last long even tho he earned it but, HE'S BACK. WELCOME BACK BABY BOI!
You knew what shit Calvin was talking about you, you remembered it all in that moment. what would he do to you (don't worry, it's not rape ;) oh stfu I almost got raped miss me with that triggered shit). You saw....what? That wasn't Leafy a.k.a. the Hitler itself?!?! That voice from a couple seconds turned out just to be a perfect Leafy impression. Why did it sound British? Was that even Calvin? Nope.... It was just a guy that was a true Leafy (Reptilian) fanboy, that copied his style, but it looked good on him."Umm, sorry, thought you were someone else..." you say and hear" Yeah..um..I'm..." "Wait nigga hold up!" You look at the person closely. That wasn't even a goddamn person... that was a fucking furry! (sorry for racism when you read a bit after this you will get it). "Pyro?!?!??" you were shocked... "Nial wtf why are you dressed up like Leaf boi?!?!?" you start laughing. "I saw some of his fans copying his style and I wanted to test it out by going to Walmart like this." he laughs as well. "You.Are.Insane. Wait wtf are you doing in Seattle?"you say "Well I'm here to do a colab with Calvin..." Anxiety hits you, you start shaking a bit. You start biting your lip "Where is he now?" "At his place." he exclaims. "Where is that exactly?" "Right next to you nigga XD" you are fucked "shit..."
*Moment of silence appears*
"I never thought it would be this awkward meeting someone in person or the first time, specially a bigger YouTuber Jesus..." you were gonna respond with "Well, shit happens-" an end the chat until 3rd figure interrupted you: "Hey Nial are you coming alre-"
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*Filthy Frank green screen meme appears* "YAU, PRANKED BABY HAHA"
Stay tuned assholes. BTW: If you don't watch Pyrocynical or Filthy Frank yet....I- I totally recommend Pyro. Don't watch Frank if you have weak chi- I man stomach :'D "all around me are familiar faces..."
Check out my Leafy album I update there more often ;)
