p.s. im bored

Joke

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Hey guys so i found i really good joke about being bored so i thought why not?

Here goes  

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It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang. 

“Hello?” I said. A girl’s voice came over the line. “Can I speak to Ben, please?” 

I live by myself, and my name definitely is not Ben. It was probably a wrong number and I was bored. 

I replied, “I’m sorry, he’s not in right now. Can I take a message?” 

“Do you know what time he’ll be back?” she responded. 

“I think he said he’d be home around 10:00.” 

Silence on the other end… a confused silence. 

“Is this Steve?” 

My name isn’t Steve, either. This was definitely a wrong number. 

So I replied, “Yes, it is. Do you want to leave a message for Ben?” 

“Well… he said he would be home tonight and asked me to call him,” she said in a slightly irritated voice. 

I replied, “Well, he went out with Karen about an hour ago, and said that he would be back at 10:00.” 

A shocked voice now: “Who’s Karen?!” 

“The girl he went out with.” 

“I know that! I mean… who is she?” 

“I don’t know her last name. Look, do you want me to leave a message for Ben?” 

“Yes… please do. Tell him to call me when he gets home.” 

She was sounding pretty irate at this point, and I could hear her temper flaring. 

“I sure will. Is this Jennifer?” 

She exploded, “Who’s Jennifer?” 

Apparently she wasn’t. 

“Well… he’s going out with Jennifer at 10:00. I thought you were her. Sorry… it was an honest mistake.” 

“Ben’s the one that’s made the mistake! Tell him that Alice called him and that she’s very upset and that I would like him to call me as soon as he gets home.” 

I smiled and said, “Okay, I will… but Becky isn’t going to like this…” 

**CLICK**