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Dan's diss track

Yes people, I know I've already posted this on my favorite dan and phil video book, but it has just been stuck in my head. All day long. So I thought I could share it with y'all. (Its okay Dan, you are loved:)

Also I looked up the lyrics and will be below:

a month without uploading he comes back with a tag

 that no one even tagged him in he's not a challenge to drag

 so prepare for an attack and by that i mean cringe

 'cause this motherf*ckers bout to get dragged by his fringe

first things first your freakishly tall its weird you look like a noodle

 you've got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just look like a poodle (hobbit)

 throw in a really annoying posh voice and yep thats dan

you're what would happen if Winnie the pooh f*cked slender man

you procrastinate videos, cause being judged is scary?

 you're so close to being forgotten the hates imaginary

the only reason you get views is your another white guy that people ship with his friend cause they think its kawaii

oh

Reasons why Dans a fail

ill give you some

you never tweet you over eat all you do is cry and sleep

 you're jokes are sh*tposts and memes with no originality

 your family's sad you flopped your law degree at university

 and anything embarrassing that's from your past you just delete

you were a vegan for like three weeks then what you missed the meat?

 wow I'm so impressed by your clear moral integrity

 you try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic

 but you can't make toast without tumblr saying your a problematic

i could go on theres more if i check

 theres more things on this list than chins on your neck

 on your birthday you joked you were a quarter way to death

 a 100? yeah? when getting out of bed makes you out of breath

so your celebrity crush was j-law but now its evan p

 what the f*ck even is you sexuality?

 its hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry

 i think its just to hide that your secretly a furry

I'm joking

obviously

okay that went deep

repress it? yup!

before i start crying lets wrap this sh*it up

I'm gonna go and masturbate then cry into a slice of pizza (feelings)

 shout out to the other you tubers especially Ryan Higa

a cringe compilation mixed with cultural appropriation

 met with no depreciation its the youtube nation

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