aki: how many people are out now? *checks board on her phone*
Out
Dazapri
Google Translator
Callie
In
Akira
Barbie
Yellow Teletubby
Lizzie
aki: wait , why doesn't it show sera and mari?
sera: 내가 빨려 들었어.
mari: لول آكي هو مستجد
aki: how do you guys keep coming back to lifeu-
sera: لم أمتص بابي جيد العربية
aki: *kills herself*
mari: *hears barbie merring from the distance* oh god , i hear a merr from the distance!
lizzie: sorry , that was me realizing i'm trying to get a suga daddy *grabs bows and arrows and starts humping the ground*
sera: sto- *gets shot again*
teletubby:
mari: where does that thing keep coming from-
barbie: im back betches did ya miss meh?!
mari: *jumps in a bush , scared*
lizzie: oh , i , *stops hunping the ground and winks at barbie* didn't see you there bb
barbie: ew stop that's gross
lizzie: ur ken calls me daddy too
barbie: WHAT- *gets shot*
teletubby:
google: hey guys , i'm back from hell , wanna hear my new song?
lizzie: no
google: gr8! here u go!
aki: *is secretly alive , but hearing that , makes her wanna choke* . . . .
lizzie: o dis is my shiteu
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bts | hunger games
Humorthis is aki's and riji's first book for the series : kpop hunger games where each kpop fans go battle other kpop fans for their bias(es) this book is bts !! warning : cursing , sexual jokes , and death scenes sorry if this triggers anybody lmao this...