Take Me Away
Bubble Tea
'The grosser the better, Eun Soo', I thought to myself as I picked my nose and the visitors widened their eyes in shock. Success!
"So, yah lookin' for a child?" I relaxed my arms behind my head, leaning back to let them show the wet mark on my armpits.
"Uhh- W-we Y-Yes..we need someone older so that it won't be a h-hassle for us because it's our f-first time," The guy stuttered as he kept staring on my armpit. Kekekeke, plan is working as always!
"Then, I'm the right person!" I moved my armpit a bit more so that they could see the arm pit hairs.
"W-we'll t-try t-t-to think about it, I mean couldn't you give a chance to o-other k-kids?" The lady said as she, also, kept staring at my armpit.
Teehee, they wouldn't pick me.
"I'm the right child!" I stood up as I shouted. " I'm proper! I'm clean! I don't pick my nose! And most especially! I don't lie!" I was dying of laughter on the inside but then I had to keep up the act.
"W-We'll t-try, honey." Honey? OH SNAP! You did not just call me that!
"Okay Gramma and Grampa, I'm gonna go out because the time is up for the interview. Just remember that I will never lie!" I said as I angrily walked out of the room but then I forgot something. "Toodaloo!" I waved goodbye using the fingers I just picked my boogers with and smiled sweetly. I went out from the door with a grin of success plastered on my face.
"Don't do this Eun Soo" Yeijin Unnie said as she crossed her arms and sighed.
"I already did,"
"And how did you get this," She raised my arm and took out the fake armpit hair.
"Ow! Unnie that really hurts! I used super glue just to stick it in!" She did this demanding eyes and I rolled my eyes.
"I just cut out from the another kid's doll," She shook her head in disappointment as she walked away. I shrugged as I went back to my room. I changed my clothes and grabbed the skateboard under my bed. I opened the window and threw my legs out then my whole body. I started walking gently on the roof and once I saw that I was close to the big tree. I slowly walked towards it and climbed down. As I stepped down the soil, I smiled as I walked away from the orphanage. I placed my skateboard down the pavement and started skating.
I passed by a few houses when I saw the Cafe I was looking for. I went inside the cafe, just to be greeted by Minho. "Eun Soo Ah! Your shift just started and mine just ended so, goodbye." He walked out of the cash registrar and placed his apron on my shoulder.
"Yah! Hyung, I thought your job was full-time!?"
"Yeah, but I have this date with a really hot girl I just met last night and I don't wanna be late! She's really hot!" He waved a goodbye and walked out of the door. I huffed as I walked to the cashier lazily. The bell of the Cafe door rang, tells me there's a customer. I looked to the door when 2 guys walked in.
So 2 guys walked into a cafe...
"Hyung! I heard this is the best Bubble Tea Cafe in Hongdae!"
"Yeah, yeah. That's what you say in all Bubble Tea Cafe we stumbled upon," They walked towards me and I could see their faces more clearly.
The first guy was admiring the cafe...
"Panda Cafe, what can I help you?"
"Ooh, Panda~ I hope we bring Tao next time," The guy with a rainbow hair said as he smiled cheekily.
"WOAH! Rainbow hair," I looked at his hair.
"Cool right!?" He smiled.
"No, it's gay. What can I get you sir?" The rainbow hair guy looked like he was about to pop out his eyes and his mouth was open wide like a fly was about to live in there.
"Yah! What did you-" He was cut off by the person beside him. He was damn right tall that I had to tilt my head up.
"We'll have 12 Wintermelon Bubble Tea," He said trying to hide his laughter.
The second guy ordered bubble tea...
"Coming right up! That'll be 48,000 Won," I said to the tall guy. He was taking out his wallet on his back pocket while the rainbow guy was crossing his arms and puffing his cheeks looking annoyed. After I finished their Bubble teas, I placed it in a paper bag and gave it to them.They gave me a 100,000 Won and I placed it in the machine.
then payed for 12 of it...
"I don't want to come back in this Bubble Tea Cafe!" Rainbow guy said as he took the paper bag from my hand.
"Good, cause we don't serve homos!" I smirked.
"I am not gay!" Rainbow guy stomped his foot like a child
"Says your rainbow hair," I pointed out while taking out their change.
"Just because I have rainbow hair doesn't mean I'm gay!"
"Hyung, is your armpit also rainbow?" I asked him. The taller guy beside him was laughing so hard.
"C'mon, Hyung!" He tugged the taller guy's arm who was still in a laughing fit.
"Yah! Here's your change!" I shouted. I held up the money but then he screamed back
"KEEP IT!"
"Yah! It's 52,000 Won-" I got cut off when the bell of the glass door rung and it closed. I quickly jumped over the cash registrar and ran out of the cafe. I looked around to see that the Rainbow and Tall guy was going inside a car. I quickly ran to the car but after the door closed it drove away. My sight fell down to my hand.
and left a tip of 52,000 Won...
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[S/N: I don't know how Korean Won works but I know that 1,000 won is about 1 US Dollar.]
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