Who Are You? (Akabane Karma x OC) [IN EDITING]

Chapter Twenty

Korosensei's Quest came out a few weeks ago! Yussss... AssClass lives on!

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Kasumi Aika's POV

"Now then... What on Earth are you going to do, hmm?"

"First, you'll get to enjoy a video Mimura put together, and then the eight testers will destroy your tentacles. That'll be the signal for us to jump in and begin the assassination. Does that sound alright, Korosensei?" Isogai questioned.

"Nuruhuhuhu! More than alright!"

"Thanks for setting this up, Mimura." I thanked.

"It was hard work! I was editing all through dinner."

"Korosensei, I have to pat you down first. We may be surrounded by water, but if you smuggled in a swimsuit, you'd still be able to get away." Nagisa said, inspecting if Korosensei has any trick behind his sleeves.

"You're being so careful! But I wouldn't pull off such a cheap trick. But are you ready?" Korosensei asked after Nagisa patted him down. "No need to hold back. Come right at me!"

"Here we go, Korosensei." Okajima turned off the lights.

So the movie began.

One hour later... (With a few snickering in the background)

"I'm dead. I'm already dead. With all that out in the open... I can't go on living."

We'll help you on that, Korosensei.

"Now, did you happen to notice anything while you sat through our top-secret video, Korosensei?"

He looked down. "Water?! But I didn't sense anyone pouring it in! It couldn't be... High tide?!"

"Someone must've shortened the support pilings on this chapel." I said, innocently.

"Seasick, shamed, and now waterlogged... you've slowed down quite a bit." Nakamura aimed her gun at Korosensei's tentacles, the others and I joining in.

"Now, for the main event... a promise is a promise. No dodgin' now." Terasaka smirked.

"Commence operation!" Ritsu said through my earphones.

"Begin!"

Please, work!

~~~~~

It... failed.

"Dammit." I cursed, my head pounding like a drum. "Dammit, dammit, dammit! If only I put *hic* Hayami-san and Chiba-kun a few inches closer... *hic* it would've made a big difference!" I took another huge chug off some whiskey. Bailey's Irish Cream, to be exact.

"A-Aika-chan, you're drunk..." Nagisa said.

"I don't *hic* care! It was my *hic* fault that this whole plan *hic* failed! I made that *hic* plan, so, I'm clearly responsible for *hic* it!" I pulled the bottle up to my lips, and chugged a fifth of it down. "I've been a *hic* professional. I am a professional! I've never failed in my *hic* line of work!"

"What work are you talking about, Aika-chan?" Nagisa asked, carefully prying the bottle from my fingers. I giggled.

"It's..." I inched closer to him, "a secret!" I laughed at myself, pushing Nagisa in the process.

"Man, a drunk girl... this is hard to fix." Karma said, looking at me with a bored face.

"Bakabane Karma! *hic* Fixing things are very easy! You just need *hic* a wrench *hic* or something!" I laughed at my own joke. "Man..." I wiped away a tear off my eye, "I feel sleepy... Be a pillow for me, Karma-chan~!" I then knocked out on Karma's lap.