A wee bitty o tongue and cheek

Basically I live in scotland ,well renound for its gingers and for its whisky, before I go any further I would like to say that I am brown haired and canna stand whisky however my dad is both ginger and enjoys a dram!

Basically this book is for a you lot that canna seem to understand the good old scots! Basically this is a Doric book wi translations if you canna undrstun mi!! Or for those of you that hate it when folk are like " why do you speak like that, can you not speak normally!" Well no I can't I was born and raised a Scott and a country Quine (girl). I will speak how I want and when I want thank your very much!

This book will also hae a variety of rants on my opinions surrounding Scotland and folk that I dinnae like basically this is a book that no one will read but I'm in the middle of exams but it's just a way to let of some of my exam stress!!!!

Anyways enjoy and I have a plan for a decent story but it's taking a minute to write!!! Ken fit like xx

Please tell me if you read it

Love yiz a

Smithy xx