A wee bitty o tongue and cheek

Tongue an cheek

Weel 'en fit like i day!

Due to my "pals" constantly whining at me to update I dis!! as if my constant comedy during the day wasn't enough for 'em!

The other day my mam said that I was speaking proper rough! I was like well excuse me.. She telt me that it was no wonder that I was a fail at English and that I couldnae speak properly!

This then got me thinking in theory as a proper teuchter, I should be learning English as a foreign language.

Maybe it would be possible to convince ma English teacher that actually I should be a translator from the local tongue of Doric to the less local language of english!

Why not make a bussiness out of this!!

I would also like to say that Doric has it's very own version of brb and lol and yolo!

It can only be the most famous phrase in Scotland kfl

Ken fit like

Love yiz a and comment on my views o the world. feel free to tell me to read your book cause I do actually understand the English language

Smithy xx