Welcome. To my boring life.

Well hello there... I genuinely couldn't have sounded more British. But who cares. I am British.

Us Brits are fucking boring. I'm not even kidding people, the stereotypes are true and we do actually sit there for hours moaning about nothing being on television while drinking Hot tea.

It's a stab in my own chest to say it, but who dosent want to be American?

I mean, you guys have so much more sun, sand, space and time then British people. But then again, anyone could buy an assault riffle at their local Walmart and shoot you in the skull. So maybe safety is quite an issue. But I'm not here to bitch about politics because it's boring and nobody cares because it's always the government's fault, not the people who voted for the bullshit leader who won everybody over.

There I go again.

I've been to America twice. It's cool, well... actually it was pretty hot but you know what I mean.

But accept from that, I'm here to tell you about my life, I don't care about my life. So I don't expect you to give a shit either. If you do, read my daily 2/3 paragraphs of what has happened. Maybe I will answer you questions. It's gonna be a YouTube channel, Though text. 'Why not just make a YouTube channel!?' You scream down my ears... well, I have absolutely no self confidence and I'm not a very good looking fellow like 'Jacksgap' or 'danisnotonfire' so don't ask me again.

And I'm not into 'vlogging'. So you might be slightly be surprised if you ever see my face pop up in YouTube with me breathing heavily down the microphone with the camera catching all my ugly angles of my own face. And nothing interesting happenes in my life because I am a human, no richer than you, and have no enjoyment in bragging about my non-existent life.

So if you want to call this an introduction, call it that. Call it what you like. But in reality, welcome to my boring life.