The Dumbass Urb-Thug Story

Getting Ready For School

Kalana POV

Hey wassup!! My name is Kalana Johnson. Turn up✌✌✌✌😛😛😛😛😛!!! Anyway I'm 18 yrs old Lol, I'm 5"0 I'm Dominican, White, Hawaiian, Egyptian, Black. I'm thick in all the right places don't hate!! I'm a bad bitch so don't fuck wit me and I won't fuck wit u!! But I still keep to myself at school bcuz I'm jus tryna get an education so I can go to college and become a doctor. As for now, I have three reaponsibilities:me,school, and my 1 year old daughter Kimberly. Yah I had her at a young age so what. Her father is some deadbeat nigga named Rodney I go to school wit and he don't take no parts in seeing his baby. He told me I cud trust him and I gave him my virginity without a condom and after I told him I was pregnant he avoided me and now when he wanna talk to me it ain't about Kimberly's wellbeing he jus want a quik fuc.
I have one friend I can trust and her name is Tisha. She is my main and I've known her since I was in 1st grade. #Friendshipgoals😜😜😜😜😜✌✌✌

Kimberly: Waaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!

Oh there my baby go. Everytime she wake up she always crying. Shut dafuq up she my baby and I don't care
I crawled out of bed and but on my Victoria secret slippers and walked next door in my 2 bedroom apartment to her room. I know wat ur asking:you live by yourself?????? Yah it's a nice two bedroom apartment that I managed to afford. I've been syripping since I was 16 and since I was so developed I was able to slip right through. I saved up all the paper I was making for emergencies so when my mom and dad kicked me out for being prego I didn't even hesitat. I packed my things and took my $175,000 in cash that I had stashed away and walked right out without a second thought. I haven't gotten in contact with my parents since then and I don't play on it either
I walked into Kimberly's room and picked her up and rubbed her back to calm her down. My baby look so much like me😛😛😛😛😛
I washed her up and put her in a nice peach dress with ruffles and some ruffled socks with her peach sandles. After combing out her long hair that she already got like her mommy I put a headband in it. I pulled out my phone and I took out my iPhone 7s and took a picture of her and posted it on insta:

K-bitchstarz_100: my baby slaying!!!! Jelly much?✌✌✌✌

A couple minutes later,the comments came rolling in...

PuertoBaby: yo baby look fye!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

TheRealTisha:Bestfrannnn, my niece is killing!!🔫🔫🔫

Lollypop: girl I know u!! You ain't nothing but a little ho. You get yo dick stick err' night from every boy at school and now you tryna take my boyfriend Rod from me. Watch yo back @ school ho!! And yo daughter look like a ho like her mommy!! Trailer trash ho...

I know this bitch ain't talking to me!! I guess ima have to take her ass down to the hood where they do it most good Lol✌✌. I know that girl. Her name is Lolisha. I've known this bitch since 8th grade!! Ion know why she calling me a hoe because unlike her I ain't worn out like her pussy hole and don't smell like fish🐟🐟🐟🐟🐠🐠🐠🐠 and this bitch gone talk about my baby? Aw hell no!!

K-bitchstarz:@Lollypop, bitch don't talk about my motherfucking baby unless you really wanna do it. I'll beat yo ass and rip out yo ol tired musty weave that you've had since 9th grade. It's called change it up not keep it up!! Also, don't be calling me a ho because I don't pop it for every boy at school like YOU do. Wit yo ozone layer pussy hole. And you smell like fish to. Fish live in water not on land why don't you go to the lake then DROWN YOURSELF😵😵😵😵✌✌✌

I turned my phone off and set it on the dresser. I heard the vibrations from my phone but I ain't even care. I got things to do.
Y'all haters corny with that Aluminati mess
Paparazzi-
I immediately knew it was Tisha so I picked it up