Lolisha's POV
Wassup bitches!!!My name is Lolisha Quisha Isha. First off I'm not a whore. The girls are just jealous that they're not experienced like me and the boys aren't clawing for they're crusty pussy while they're clawing for dis here pussycat. Meowwwww!!!🐱🐱🐱🐱
I could've got a ride if it wasn't for Kashawn big dick ass.
Anyway-hold up I have an itch
*I hour later*
Aah!!! Better. Had to use my food stamp card down there. Whoo!!
Anyway, I'm 18 yrs old. I'm black,white and Samoan,German with average length black curly hair but I wear my colored weaves.Dont hate!!!Anyway I have three friends:Kateesha,Marcy,Sharika We are the queen bitches of the school and das why Kalana and the other ho Tisha hate on us all the time.Thats why I called her 2 year old baby a ho.I mean she gone end up like one like her mommy.Kalana has a baby by my boyfriend Rodney.I mean yah so the fuck what he doesn't take care of his baby.i told him if he wanna be with me he gonna have to drop that ho and her baby.and now look.my pussy so good he he listened.i still get dick from other niggas do.sshh dont tell rodney💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋Btw,did I mention this is our first day of senior year?
Sharika,Kateesha,Marcy:Heyyyyyy Bestfrannnnnnn!!!
Me:Hey bitches!!!
Sha:Ooohhh look that ho Kalana and the other ho Kateesha pulling up.lets go mess with em!!
Us:yeah!!!
I walked up to the driver window and saw that bitch Kalana.
She rolled down her window.
Kalana: may I help you ho?
Lolisha:ion know why you showin up to school dis year.u should jus drop out you aint gonna do dog shit with your dumb loser life.dont you have a kid to take care of bitch?!!
All my friends laughed.
Tisha:first of all dont call my babymomma out her name for we whoop you and your friends ass!!
Lolisha:what you finna do bi-
I was cut off by a fist colliding with my fucking face.
Kalana POV
She was cut off by my fist connecting with her face. Tisha came from around the car and started stomping her. I got out the car and grabbed her by her weave and drag her through the parking lot by her hair while Tisha kicked her in the face. I saw people filming but I didn't care. She gone stop calling me out her name and talking shit about my baby because my baby didn't do jackball shit to her.
I felt strong arms wrap around my waist and take me off of lolisha.
Unknown:chill out ma. She ain't worth it.
He strongly yanked me causing me to yank Lolisha's weave. Now I didnt mean to do that. Oops. But who gives a fuck😋😋😋😋✌✌✌
I swirled the weave around before throwing it across the parking lot.The mysterious guy picked me up and put me in his Ferrari and drove off from school.
Me:who are you and where are you taking me?
???:my name kashawn im taking you to the trap to cool down
Me:ok
we pulled up to some building.i aint scared that he was a drug dealer.im a stripper.we both just on our hustle.
he opened my door and we walked to the trap.
kashawn:whats yo name Mami?
kalana:first off I aint yo mami and my name is kalana roselove johnson
We walked inside.there were some hos butt naked over there distributing the drugs while there was some niggas sitting around smoking.oh shit this was most definitely a trap house.
kashawn:hey kalana i wanna introduce you to my niggas ludo,wax,and o-dawg
Ludo:eyy wassup lil' mama
wax:hey wassup ma
O-dawg:ey wassup bitch?
i walked up to him and slapped the fuck out of him
Me:nobody calls me out my motherfucking name morherfucker.
The other boys were laughing.odawg jumped up and punched me and we went back and forth fighting.eventually I won.like always.
kashawn:okay thats enough y'all.come one kalana to my office
We were in his office.
Kalana:so tell me some things about yourself beatiful.
Kalana:im eighteen and im a stripper with a 4 year old daughter.dont judge me
kashawn:i aint judging you ma
.i respect what your trying to do.you made some really DUMBASS decisions when you were fucking younger and now you have to motherfucking pay for them.the stuff you are going through is molding you into a motherfucking adult😀
Me:*blushing*i never thought of it that way before.thank you kaahawn
Kashawn:np ma.come one lets go back to school
as we were walking to his door o-dawg appeared out of nowhere
O-dawg:ey kalana that was disrespectful to call you out your motherfucking name.i deserved all those hits.
I just nodded and brushed past him.i dont trust his punk ass apology.ima bad bitch so once you fuck wit me im done fucking wit you.period.that I get every month.odawg can fuvk himself really hard in the ass with his lil dick all I give a fuck.i aint having his ass in my circle of people.he gonna have to do a lot if he wanna get off my shit list cuz like I said I don't have bad energy in my circle of peeps cuz its hard for me to trust motherfuckas nowamotherfuckingsdays after all the bullshit I went through.my daddy used to rape me.In the ass!!!and my momma would make me sell me body for some crack.though all that stuff gave me tough skint and now im the bad bitch that I am today.thats just some of my story.the best is just yet to cum.
kashawn opened the door for me and i got inside without saying thank you.whats the point?nobody told him to open the door for me.im just blunt like that.
kashawn:you aint gonna say thank you?
Me:nobody told you to open the door for me you penis!!!
kashawn:chill out wit da attitude and the crazy comments ma
Me:*mumbling*whatever you hole ass might on the roney you penis suck you of yours
We pulled up to.Clark High School.school had already started but I saw my wife Tisha sitting on the steps talking to some nigga.mmmmmm🐸🍵
kashawn:wassup bro-bro-broski
gives dap to random nigga
Me:hey babymomma!!whos this guy?
Calvin got up and gave me dap
Calvin:hi my name is calvin but my street name is cleana' cause because my house is dirty.
kashawn:ah yeah my street name is Killa because I like top of the line shoes.
C:i saw the way you did lolisha earlier.maybe kalana have a street name.what you thank killa?
Killa licked his crusty ass lips and rubbed his double booty chin.
Killa:yeahhhhhh.how about baddie?
Tisha:oh yeah!!that's my girl!!! that's my girl!!!whatcha wait whatcha wait whatcha waiting for??!
Me:yeah Baddie Boss Bitch____________________________________
I hope you guys liked the second chapter!!!
I hope it's crazy enough for you!!
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