Tilda Swinton (Melón Lord)

My melon-choly

I was very meloncholy, until I met her and her forbidden fruit.

Tilda, or as she was known the white bitch was a magnificent little creature with her skin as pale as snow and her ability to shed blood as red as the melons I have wet dreams about, I found love in her and her melon-y goodness, I'd you don't know her I'm sorry to trigger your depression.