Chapter 3

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Hi it's me again ,anyway how was your guys Christmas? I got a guitar and a leather jacket.

So yeah, today is different. I will just be doing 3 random things, so bye.

1st:

Boy: mom do you love my sister?

Mom: Yes,why?

Boy: Then why did you eat her?

Mom: O.O

2nd:

Child: dad why did you flush Mr. Goldfish down the toilet?

Dad: It takes him to fish heaven.

Child: So I've been pooping in fish heaven for years!

3rd:

Your mom is so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

So yeah, please comment, vote, and adios!

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