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yoongi:
i’m doing so many things, I’ve become a tree 1

hoseok:
daheck is tree 1?¿

yoongi:
why am I getting weirder in front of you?

hoseok:
weird :|

yoongi:
i’m not a pre-schooler but why is everything
so childish?

hoseok:
ask yourself lmao

yoongi:
look at my eyes,
my jokes aren’t serious

hoseok:
jokes aren't really meant to be serious

yoongi:
saying this is so hard,
I like you

hoseok:
i like you too..
as a friend :)

yoongi:
i was too shy to become your sun

hoseok:
i'm the sun wtf
don't take my throne away lmfao

yoongi:
so I became a cold moon

hoseok:
:/

yoongi:
But afterwards, I keep making a wave of blankets on top of my ocean bed

hoseok:
:|

yoongi:
i jump around like a crazy guy

hoseok:
you're already crazy :|

yoongi:
winning over embarrassment with some UFC moves

hoseok:
ufc
wat
wtf is that

yoongi:
with a high kick and a jab and a hook

hoseok:
:|

yoongi:
with some pounding,
I let it all out in my blanket

hoseok:
blanket?
._____.

yoongi:
you have already made it
into several lines of my lyrics

hoseok:
•—•

yoongi:
i wish you were here

hoseok:
(。  。)

yoongi:
again, i’m acting weird in front of you

hoseok:
but you're already weird •__•

yoongi:
you're so pretty but why am i like this?

hoseok:
uHm..

yoongi:
i sleep and kick my blankets around

hoseok:
why?

yoongi:
why did i do that? my head is spinning

hoseok:
uHM WHY

yoongi:
i keep kicking my innocent blankets

hoseok:
rude

yoongi:
my eyes follow your eyes, nose, lips

hoseok:
is this.. uhm..
wrong send?

yoongi:
but please don’t misunderstand, i can’t hold it in when I see you

hoseok:
uHm oKaY WTF

yoongi:
this is such a pain

hoseok:
what do you mean?

yoongi:
i'm not even drunk but
I pretend to be drunk and act cute

hoseok:
:|

yoongi:
making jokes and playing around, getting physical and acting cute

hoseok:
uh..
what?¿

yoongi:
but my arrow, keeps missing your target

hoseok:
¿

yoongi:
where is it?

hoseok:
what do you mean where?

yoongi:
is that where your heart is?

hoseok:
it's in my chest

yoongi:
why did i do that the other day?

hoseok:
idk

yoongi:
it's a sleepless night again today

hoseok:
:/

yoongi:
the blanket on my bed is my sandbag

hoseok:
uhm...
?

yoongi:
a bit confused aren't we?

hoseok:
huh?

yoongi:
nothing :)

hoseok:
ow ok
and about that 'i like you'...?

yoongi:
:)

YOONGI WENT OFFLINE

hoseok:
hey!

hoseok:
hey wtf

hoseok:
rude

hoseok:
why you gotta be so rude? don't you know i'm human too? ♪♪

hoseok:
i'm gonna marry... nvm goodbye!

HOSEOK WENT OFFLINE

yoongi:
:)


a/n:
lame :( sorry :( bye :(


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