2 girls and a me

8 girls and some toilet paper

So today is sunday. And my mom decided yesterday she wanted to go to the zoo. There is a zoo close but mom didn't want to go there, she said we went there enough times now so we would go to an otherone a bit further away.

"JO IS TIME TO GET OUT OF YOUR BED YOU LAZY PUNK!" yes.. my brother always is this way, he always tries to annoy me when "JO DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?! GET OUT OF YOUR BED NERD".. he evens interupts my thoughts... "I'm coming!" I put on my clothes and went downstairs where my mom was baking eggs and my brother eating a wafel with peanut butter and an egg on top, lets just say he has a weird taste. My brother works in the army, he says, but he's still in boot camp. He thinks quite a lot of himself actually, but to be honest he is a asshole. But he still is my older brother so I have to show him "respect" my mom says, but just like all kids he is an angel when mom looks.. but a true demon when she looks away. "Jo would you like an egg to?" Mom asked me "Uhm, yeah sure. Are there more wafels?" "No your brother had the last one." Ofcourse he ate the last one. After breakfast we got in the car and went to the zoo. It was an half hour drive, normally I wouldn't have survived the trip because my brother would start 'annoying' me but luckily he sat in front next to my mom. We arrived at the zoo and apparently more people had the same idea, it took us about 20 minutes to get tickets and get in! Apparently a new animal would arrive at the zoo today and a few lucky guests got to pet it! It was a baby seal, we saw it come in and it was sooooo cute. And guess who got to pet it! THE GODDAMN WOMAN NEXT TO ME! OFCOURSE I DIDN'T GET PICKED BUT TO PICK THE WOMAN NEXT TO ME IS REALLY MEAN! After we saw the cute little seal and saw it got fed we went to the lions, they were all sleeping because why not. We went to see the pinguïns after that. "Hey Jo look over there! One escaped!" My brother said while pointing his finger to somewhere behind me, as I turned around he lifted me up and almost pushed me over the fence of the cage! "DON'T! PUT ME DOWN!"  Yelled at my brother and as I did my mom turned around. "PUT HIM DOWN ROB!" My mom screamed. "I was just scaring him a bit, like brothers do!" He said in a 'mom I didn't do anything wrong' voice. A keeper came to my brother and said if he would do that again he would be banned for life. After that happend we went to a toilet because my mom and I had to go pee. But wheb I came back out I apparently had some toilet paper stuck under my belt. My brother noticed but he didn't tell me. We went to see the zebras and the giraffes but everyone was laughing while nothing really funny happened. I scratched my back to see if my brother had put a 'kick me' paper on it. But I didn't feel anything so why was everyone laughing where we were? "Lets go to the owl's next" my mom said "those are my favourites.". When we were walking to the owl's a group of girls was walking behind us, about 8 I thing. They were all giggling and stuff, I didn't really pay attention to them until I heard "shall I tell him?". Tell who what? I felt someone touching mu shoulder. I turned around and quite a pretty girl was standing behind me. You know, like.. she was in a movie or something. "You have something hanging from under your shirt." She said while blushing. I looked, it was toilet paper. Of course this could only happen to me, "uhm.. thank you, I... uhm.. I didn't notice." I trew it away and the girl went giggling back to thr group. My mom came walking next to me. "What a nice girls, by the way your face is a bit red." After we looked at some more animals sittinh on their lazy asses or sleeping we went home and this again horible day was over, finally.