Hamilton trash

Even more reasons i shouldnt read Lams at school

So I was reading a different one (called relax my love at least I know a few)

And the I was about to read the chapter called Operation Turtle

When the bell rang but we had English next anyway so I could read it in a minuet

As soon as our tutor dismissed us my head yelled 'TIME TO COMMENCE OPERATION TURTLE'

And I laughed like a maniac to English

My mums reaction to me telling her I shouldn't read Lams at school was

You shouldn't read Lams at all it's all you talk about

But my brain can't compute 'never' 'read' and 'Lams' in the same sentence

So yeah

That's gonna work