The Science and Philosophy of Sporks

Section 1 | Part 1: Introduction - Spork History

What are sporks?

Sporks are very majestic creatures. They combine the functionalities of both spoons and forks and create an amazing hybrid being.

Great philosopher and inventor John Finklage created this ingenious device by crossbreeding his pet spoon and fork. After discovering what he had made, he said, "Not a fork, not a spoon, but something in between - a fpoon." The name was later changed to spork because people believed it to be easier to say.

A little known fact is that spoons, forks, and obviously sporks were living creatures at the time of the beginning of the spork. They looked just as the do today, but instead of steel or metal they had bones, muscles, organs, skin, and fur.

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