Gray: Okay, Yami. So Darknessthedark dared you to destroy a town and make the guild master suffer.
Yami: *shrugs* Meh... Okay. Who wants to help?
Natsu: *jumps up* ME! ME! ME!
Yami: Okay, Natsu. *sighs* You never change, do you?
Natsu: Nope.
Wendy: *giggles*
Lucy: *laughs*
Erza: *rolls her eyes* What an idiot.... *laughs softly*
Yami: Alright! Let's go!
Yami, Gray, and Natsu walk to a town, which just happened to be Fiore.
Rogue: Oh hey, Yami.
Yami: *smirks and punches the ground, causing the ground to break within a miles radius* Hiya
Rogue: Wha?!- Yami, what are you doing?!
Yami: It was a dare, I had to destroy a town.
Rogue: Which just so happened to be Fiore?!
Yami: Yep.
Natsu: *excited*
Gray: *chuckles and freezes the nearby forest*
Natsu: *sets houses and buildings on fire, evilly laughing*
Yami: *grins and sends a strong wave through the air, causing all the buildings in the town to break down*
When the three were done destroying the town, everything in their path was turned to ashes and rubble.
Yami: Well, we are done here! *walks off*
Natsu: Wait for me! *runs after her and hops on her back*
Gray: *ice-skates next to them*
Juvia: *was stalking them the whole time*
They head to the guild to see Macarov screaming and throwing a tantrum.
Macarov: Who did this?! WHO DESTROYED A TOWN.
Yami, Gray, and Natsu: *with an epic entrance* Us.
Yami: *walks over to the bar where Macarov stands and leans into the table*
Macarov: *gets really big, which scared everyone but Yami* Do you not know what you have done?!
Yami: It was a dare.....
Macarov: *hits her upside the head*
Yami: *laughs* That tickles.
Macarov: You stupid brat!
Yami: What did you just call me? *on fire*
Erza: *her cake sets fire* My cake... *gets really mad*
In the end, the three ended up fighting and Yami was stepping on Macarov's head. Erza was given a new cake by Yami and the rest of the guild was silent.
~Done~
