A is for Albert who ran out of air
B is for Bell who was eaten by bears
C is for Charlie he choked on a crumb
D is Dan an who was just way too dumb
E is for Eric electrocuted by eels
F is for Frank who fluffed up a deal
G is for Greg he was gunned Down
H is for Harry hunted by hounds
I is for Isaac whose head on Ice broke
J is for Jake was killed for joke
K is for Kyle who was kangaroos tossed about
L is for Luke whose luck just ran out
M is for Mary murdered in bed
N is for Nate nailed to a shed
O is for Oprah whose heart was cut open
P is for Perry purposely broken
Q is for Quirrle whose heart just quit
R is for Ryan whose throat rats bit
S is for Steven who froze in the snow
T is for Toni targeted by a bow
U is for Uma who unicorns took down
V is for Vern who vanished without a sound
W is for Walter who in water drown
X is Xavier whose x-ray broke down
Y is for Yasmin who said yes to death
Z is for Zack who fed zebras meth.
