Johnny x Ash Oneshots

Shorty

Johnny had walked into the kitchen to see something very amusing. His girlfriend was attempting to reach something in one of the high cabinets. She was standing on her tip toes, legs shaking slightly as she strained. "Need help?," He asked as he leaned against the doorway. She glanced at him. "No, I... can reach it," She grunted, attempting to steady herself. "You sure?," He asked. She tried reaching once more, before finally slumping against the counter. "No," She sighed as he walked over to her. He came up beside her and grabbed what she was reaching for; peanut butter. A weird thing about Ash was that she ate peanut butter with a spoon, why? Johnny had no idea. He handed her the container and she glared up at him as she took it. "What?," He asked, frowning in confusion. "Why do you have to be so tall?," She asked, frowning herself. Johnny shrugged. "Why do you have to be so short?," He smirked. She narrowed her eyes at him. "Oh, shut up King Kong," She mumbled, moving to walk away. Johnny grabbed her arm and chuckled slightly. "Wait, Ash, i was just kidding. When she tried to remove his arm he lifted her up and onto the counter. She looked down still frowning. She always got upset when people made fun of her height, maybe he went a little too far. He tipped the porcupine's chin, but she jerked away. "C'mon love, don't be that way," He saw her lips twitch when he said 'love'. She told him once that she liked it when he called her that, so it stuck. "Can I get off the counter now?," She mumbled, not meeting his eyes. "Only if you forgive me," Johnny stated, putting his arms on either side of her. Now the only way for her to get down was if he backed up or removed his arms. "Alright, I forgive you," She huffed, looking up at him. "Good," He stated, moving his arms. But instead of moving so she could slide down, he moved and scooped her up, causing her to quickly latch onto his shoulders. "Johnny!," She cried as he carried her bridal style, away from the counter. He laughed as he continued to wall. "Nope," She reached for the kitchen as they neared the doorway. "No! My peanut butter! Jonathan, I swear if you don't put me down right now I'll-!," She was cut off by his lips on hers. When he pulled away she was staring at her, red in the face. "You're such a jerk, you know that?," Ash asked. He nodded. "But I'm your jerk,"

This turned into more of a drabble but that's mostly because i started this last night and forgot where i was going to go with it, but meh, I'm proud of it.